ClimbingPanther

i'd be willing to bet at least 90% of welfare recipients vote democrat.

of course, 'cause we all know a blue state job is a government job, and the government has been hurtin' for money with lower taxes, the war, etc. it all makes perfect sense.

fenderfour, have you considered changing your avatar?

porter, since you'll be bored, maybe you could use one of these?

my super-noisy midsection is telling me that I'm about to spray

no dru, you're confusing spray with your avatar picture

did you guys do "The Thin Red Line?" I didn't see it but it looked good

They're even talking about it in the oval office.

without porter discuss or discus

Someone in their marketing division needs to hook up with a plastic surgeon. Yes, I'll take the... hmmm... let's go with a 36 D, and throw in a couple of those chew-proof teats while you're at it!

submission sent... check!

Porter, to help you get well soon, I will be coming to your hospital room every day to tell you about 'Nam. I hope you're feeling sensitive and caring.

yep, that's just what I want when I have a wound, someone spraying an over-pressurized jet of water directly on it

just because you got a glacier named after you doesn't give you the right to make fun of less cool things named layton oh and mikey, did you grow up in Alabama?

sounds like you probably don't need to hear this, but just in case... the "crux" isn't exactly tough but it's still a relatively exposed slab. what if it drizzles when you're up there? no rope would scare me at least.

Radiation makes you conservative, and we all know conservatives don't posture & slam

Dude, be careful what statistics you bring to light... let's hope nobody remembers the one about the correlation between those with post-graduate degrees and being politically to the left

Iran's probably not that big of a threat to Israel, the only reason their "crazy" president says such outrageous things is to "destabilize" the oil region & drive up prices. Smart man.

who's hindsight?

Surely you must be joking, since Israel's army is quite capable of taking care of their own country. They actually keep their secrets so who knows what they're capable of. Crazy foo's probably got cold fusion! who messes with Israel

1-800-938-8487

oh, so that's what that feeling was! see porter, i can have feelings

ye of little faith

what, they don't visit yours? you're gettin' nothin' for Christmas! mommy and daddy are mad.