Chaps

You're scarying me OlyFluff.

Remind me to never climb with you again.

Am I supposed to be intimidated by this Mt. Steward? Look, I've rockclimbed all day several times before, I think I can deal. Geez, you guys really like to think your tough. Outerspace sounds good.

Great weather you have out here! Does it always rain like that?

I'm flying in Thursday night. I'll call you tomorrow with the D Tails. We're going to do some climbing right? Do you actually climb? Geez! I've been hiking up Mt. Baldy to get ready for this trip and I got some new gaiters, so I don't want to be just sitting around posting hardcore porn on this website like you losers.

You were faking it; I could tell.

Bump

X2 to the MAX, beyotch!

A CERTAIN FLOCK OF SHEEP ARE MISSING THEIR FLUFF BECAUSE IT IS IN THIS THREAD. I'M EATING SCONES AND SIPPING TEA WITH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, YOU FOO!

I'm not a climber ranger either.

w00t! back at ya Lummox!

I used to respect you guys. Now thats all out the window.

I'll be sending all the hard shit in Minnesota. It'll be all climbed out by this weekend.

This submission is not quite a full thought. Please go back to the drawing board and come back when you're ready to compete. Official timers will be ready with certified timepieces and inanometers.

Should I get an Alaska Airlines Standard, Gold, Platinum, or "Signature" Visa card? The one with the highest credit limit, of course. Spend it all.

What is the most inane subject you can think of? Extra points if it has nothing to do with climbing.

whats for lunch? what did Bush do to upset my liberal sensiblities? check out this fat kitty cat! look at this news link!

do you want the full dossier?

May not be such a bad thing... ...if you're the first casualty. We're gonna need you to shut your greasy little pie hole now, mmmm..kay? Just get back on the short bus, sit down, and shutup.

Hopefully they'll be legislating morality more. The War on Drugs is almost wrapped up, so the War on Women and the War on Free Speech should be next.

Ya? Well, I made all that up, you meth addled clownpuncher.

Eccleasties 4:1-8 Again I looked and saw all the oppression that was taking place under the sun: I saw the tears of the oppressed--and they have no comforter; power was on the side of their oppressors--and they have no comforter. And I declared that the dead, who had already died, are happier than the living, who are still alive. But better than both is he who has not yet been, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun. And I saw that all labor and all achievement spring from man's envy of his neighbor. This too is meaningless, a chasing after the wind. The fool folds his hands and ruins himself. Better one handful with tranquility than two handfuls with toil and chasing after the wind. Again I saw something meaningless under the sun: There was a man all alone; he had neither son nor brother. There was no end to his toil, yet his eyes were not content with his wealth. "For whom am I toiling," he asked, "and why am I depriving myself of enjoyment?" This too is meaningless--a miserable business!

Attack of the human back leeches.

What not to like about war? Plenty of profits to be made, if you know the right people.