Chaps

Chaps is in the hizz-ouse. Can we get back to the personal attacks? Should have know that the board was a matriarchy.

It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Have you spent a lot of time at high altitude Count? It really does show.

Where in the hell do you guys come up with these witty comebacks? Your mom called, Tom Tom, time for you to log off and practice your cursive writing.

Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. I would have been much harder on yall.

What a bunch of pussies on this board. Back in MN we be doing crazy shiz.

Your tired fucking little act is over. Stick your head in a bag of shit, loser. Hmm. Sensing your cat is out of the bag. What bag is that? You know and too bad your losing your cover. Weak sauce. Somebody doesn't have clue.

Thank you for making me aware of that. I'll only use if when referring to you, shit stain.

Your tired fucking little act is over. Stick your head in a bag of shit, loser.

You little cocksucker. What would you know about pussy? Alot, since you are one.

OOOooooo....Fairweather. You fucking wanker. You couldn't find your ass with both hands. Howz your big president now? Ya, he can't even beat off (literally or figuratively) a bunch of Arabs. Peace in the Middle Fucking East my ass. Call me when its over: i.e. never.

Call it what it is, shitheads: pussy.

Eat a bag of dicks, you fucking fuck. What makes you think you have the right to open your mouth?

Get a life and stop jerking off while reading my posts.

My first conversion is complete! I present to you: Gary The Nice. MN in the house. Good to see everyone sharing the mountain like this.

Ok..well mine is the official answer. The rest of these guys are making it up.

You bumbling little spraynoobian. Trying to tell me what to type. I'm trying to think of a polite thing to say, but the only thing that comes to mind is "Asshat". I think that's a pretty nice thing to call you considering the other options. Pull your head out of your ass, and layoff the diaper gravy soup.

Doesn't count. They have to be battling each other! Get it right.

Sounds like a credible claim, to me. I imagine used adult diapers are truly sick. For you, I could see that this would be credible. I doubt they would be that nourishing, but maybe you just like the taste.

What a bunch of fluff posting! Talk about negativity...you all could use a dose of nice-ality. Hello! Making fun of people isn't all there is to life! Some times being nice can have its own reward...like when you're nice to a rich person and then they die and leave you millions of dollars. You might want to look in the mirror and realize that you're a loser because you carry around a hatred for all the good things in life like fuzzy little puppies or being kind to a self promoting speed climber on a internet bulletin board. Who know what door might open for you? Give life a chance, be nice!

All I can do is applaude you ability to focus. I don't think I would have made it past the trailhead before I started to "get high off my own supply", and that would have been it. I certainly hope you didn't wear little wings and announce that you were a fairy, thought that might explain the lack of kisses recieved. In all though, it sounds like you had fun, and at least that is one less person that I need to convince on this board that having fun is really were its at. Well done Mr. Yngve.

All I can say is don't let Jeb Bush hear about this!

If the pressure gets too great, you can always unscrew one of your metal parts to relieve yourself.

What is with the negativity Cobra? Did you eat too many bran muffins for breakfast?

I think it only qualifies as a summit if you're having fun when you do it. This holds true for sit-start summits of The Big R, or speed climbing, or if you're just doing it for the chicks. A lot of people on this board want to make fun of the best climbers, but lets face it...they're having way more fun than you are. You're living your life snaring yourself in arbitrary rule sets. For the record, I think a true summit would require tagging sea level first. However, if you start at the bottom of Death Valley, and then you summit, is the mountain actually higher? I think this is the more important question.

I think it has something to do with the way my parents raised me. Also, our water source was an unfiltered dark insect breeding ground.