Chaps

Tomorrow's my birthday. NICE!

Wow. I didn't think it could get any lower, but it has. Impressive.

Don't go calling CPS there Crisco: "Brennan continues to amaze us," said his father, Toby Hawkins. "You know, his ability to deal with this initially, I made the comment that I thought that he was the most ill-prepared out of our five children to deal with it, and now I think he was maybe the best-prepared."

HELLO! THE ZING MASTER GENERAL HAS CHECKED IN!!!

He was just preparing for his survival merit badge. The "rescuer" is lucky the little guy didn't fashion a pit full of sharpened sticks and push him into it.

Did you parents have any children that lived?

lots of busy parents!

Lots of Birthdays today!

Cobra, I think you are right.

Miss Braintrust has arrived!

Well, well. You get nothing this year, because you still don't know how to spell.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow! Mr. Zinger as awoken!

In your dreams, Tin faced one.

I'M GETTING REALLY ANGRY!

You can't post here, it isn't your birthday. Get your own thread!