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Chaps, dude, you're always good for a laugh.

Why do peeps go and delete stuff? Takes all the fun out of it.

Oops! A typo. I think you meant "Missy"?

At a yard sale!? Holy shit.

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I'm tired of pretending That everything is gonna work out just fine I'm tired of pretending That no one's gonna get hurt if we just stand by While we're decending I'm tired of pretending

I hate to say it, Mr. E., but you might be a teensy weensy bit schitzophrenic? But then, you've heard that before, haven't you? Poor dear, he can't help himself.

Whoa. That's, like, making me dizzy. What emotion is he REALLY trying to express?

Here's some chillen for ALL of us: I got peace like a river Flowin' deep in my life I got peace like a river And you know it feels so right I got peace like a river in my soul.

ALLCAPS, GO WORK ON YOUR ANGER MANAGEMENT!

No kidding! Wait, you talkin' 'bout me?

Or make that, Mr. E-Sensitive.

Oh, fercryinoutloud. There goes Mr. Sensitive again.

DeC, you are on a fucking roll today. And not of the dinner variety.

Jeez, she even looks mean and evil!

Be careful--Archenemy eats cats for breakfast.

A little bit of a thread drift, but I heard an economist on NPR this morning saying the "worst-case scenario" didn't materialize with Hurricane Katrina. Except for the people that escaped the area, how could it have been worse? I also heard today New Orleans had been 90% underwater--would the worst-case scenario be 100% flooding?

No one does toilet talk like cc.com sprayers. Wait, is that what they mean by "spray"?

Hmm, maybe he was banned? Maybe I DO owe a 6-pack to one lucky moderator? I thought surely someone would outbid me.

As long as they weren't, you know, the other kind of enhancers.

The last couple of years, every time he does le Tour I get all nervous that he's going to lose, and his going-out-in-a-blaze-of-glory dreams will get quashed, and he'll be embarrassed, and Sheryl will drop him (although CNN reported today they've become engaged--did you know she's TEN years older them him?! And if boys mature later than girls, she's actually more like 15 years older than him). I hope he'll be satisfied with seven. I hate getting all nervous and shit.

Ya know, they have good pubs on the Eastside, too. And, Eastsiders drink beer, too. Hey! I've got an idea--let's have a Pub Club on the Eastside sometime.

"Cram" is such a crass euphemism for love-making.