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That's what I was thinking. (It finally loaded.)

Oh, wait a minute--how did I get dragged into this?

See, that's why I stick with bananas.

Takes too long to load.

Is that a plant?

"Phuck Men: they're perfect monsters or probably married!" Penelope May posited mysteriously, and possibly mistakenly.

D@^#, I misplaced the emoticon with the middle finger.

Because I like the smell of sweat in a gym, that's why.

OK, I'll even belay you! Fine.

I was just kidding. I'd let you climb a route.

More action, but no belay slave. Too bad I work tomorrow! Too bad I work every day.

Aha, very clever. Actually, I thought it stood for Purposeful Merrymaking, but wanted to clarify.

Private messages, or personal messages? I ask because a little bird told me (ahem) that moderators have access to PM boxes, and can and do read their contents. 'Zat true?!? Not that I have anything interesting in mine, so don't hurry to go look. Just wondering what the expectation is.

I got shit to do tonight. I don't want to spend the whole evening climbing, just an hour or two. <whine>Besides, it's too hot out. I'll get thirsty.</whine>

BTW, I'm not that weird in real life.

Anyone want to go belaying in the nice little town of Redmond this evening? I plan to be over there around 5 p.m. I'll boulder if I have to ( ) but would prefer to climb the walls. PM me. ~Kris

Jeez, I thought it was my computer. I shut down all my browser windows, trying to fix it.

And so I take it that you have not yet gotten in touch with your "inner A-hole"? I have, and boy, is she a bitch.

Mmmm...spray!

Um, yeah. Whatever.

...or Jesus.

Aha! A Scrutineer. Now it's all coming together.

...without Olyclimber.

Yeah, neighbors suck. We should go take 'em out. Oh wait, what am I saying? I'm a neighbor. And I'm not Pat Robertson. Never mind. And hey, your name is Erik! No more anonymous avatars for you. And hey, my name is Mergatrude MacGillacutty. No more anonymous avatars for me. (But a couple of glasses of wine for me, heh.)