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I love a secret! I won't tell, I promise.

Well, I'm glad somebody spoke up about those things. Has the park service made any progress?

I bet you really do love kittens; you were just putting on a hostile front so no one would know the real you--it's just too vulnerable!

This is slanderous. I insist that you take this back. But don't delete it, I want to look back on it and remember how things used to be between us. Aw, that's so SWEET! You do have a soft side. Who would have thought. Awww...

Wow! Arch has a sentimental side!

Shall I pat my behind hair? Do I dare to eat a leach? I shall wear striped leather trousers, and sit upon a peach. I have heard the sprayers singing, beyotch to beyotch.

Here's Olyclimber and Archenemy: Peach Pals!

So that explains it.

I have two lawn tickets to see Madeleine Peyroux on Saturday, September 17th at Chateau Sainte Michelle. It's a sold-out show. I can't go. Here is her latest CD if you want to check out the music sampler. She's a jazz vocalist with a smoky voice and sounds something like Billie Holiday. Each ticket is $29.50 plus an $8.25 ticket master fee. PM me if interested.

I hope you made it to the sink.

Thanks, Dictionary Dru!

Vitriol is good for you. I take two tablespoons every morning. Ooh! Page top!!

cats in sinks Guaranteed to exceed your cute quota for the day.

conformity is next to inanity

So what's up with page-top s??? And doesn't anyone realize that some people change their page settings from the default 25 posts per page? And therefore, the page top and page bottom appear at different locations for them than if they had kept their page length setting at the default of 25 posts per page? Further, they would have fewer opportunities for "making" page bottom or page top, and, in addition, would be totally confounded when someone claims "Page bottom!! " or "Page top!! " because it wouldn't appear to them at all that page bottom or page top has been achieved (for the above-mentioned reasons). Has this eventuality occurred to anyone? Or am I the only geek able to recognize the consequences of the customizability of page formatting as it relates to page bottom and page top? But reiterating my original question, so what's up with page-top s???

Fortunately my dog completely recognizes me as the alpha. That means he is obedient, and gets to go places. This is a critical dynamic that people need to recognize when bringing a dog into their home.

I know. I was kidding.

For this reason, "owning" a dog is great for control freaks. As a matter of fact, I own a dog.

He looks grumpy. Cute, but grumpy.

No fair! That makes mine the first mean post in the thread!

Are you sure this isn't her? Or is this you?

Ratio of kills per year--something to strive for!

That's Ninja Kitty to you.

Now, there's one of the most psychoticest humans ever.