knotzen

No kidding! Wait, you talkin' 'bout me?

Or make that, Mr. E-Sensitive.

Oh, fercryinoutloud. There goes Mr. Sensitive again.

DeC, you are on a fucking roll today. And not of the dinner variety.

Jeez, she even looks mean and evil!

Be careful--Archenemy eats cats for breakfast.

A little bit of a thread drift, but I heard an economist on NPR this morning saying the "worst-case scenario" didn't materialize with Hurricane Katrina. Except for the people that escaped the area, how could it have been worse? I also heard today New Orleans had been 90% underwater--would the worst-case scenario be 100% flooding?

No one does toilet talk like cc.com sprayers. Wait, is that what they mean by "spray"?

Hmm, maybe he was banned? Maybe I DO owe a 6-pack to one lucky moderator? I thought surely someone would outbid me.

As long as they weren't, you know, the other kind of enhancers.

The last couple of years, every time he does le Tour I get all nervous that he's going to lose, and his going-out-in-a-blaze-of-glory dreams will get quashed, and he'll be embarrassed, and Sheryl will drop him (although CNN reported today they've become engaged--did you know she's TEN years older them him?! And if boys mature later than girls, she's actually more like 15 years older than him). I hope he'll be satisfied with seven. I hate getting all nervous and shit.

Ya know, they have good pubs on the Eastside, too. And, Eastsiders drink beer, too. Hey! I've got an idea--let's have a Pub Club on the Eastside sometime.

"Cram" is such a crass euphemism for love-making.

Ewwww! Thanks for that.

It's amazing what you cannot get done in a few days, too...

The Zanskar River? Oh, I was there last week. Didn't see your pack, sorry. Since it's bad luck, good thing.

Well! I'm sure a bannination COULD be arranged! Oh, and you forgot the .

Frankly, I'd like to see proof. Squidlessness must be proven, and not by its, um, existence? A lack of Squid does not a bannination make. You must show a receipt or some other evidence. Then, .

I wonder if he was planning to work until he died, or if he thought he had more time.

Post deleted by knotzen--damn red Xs...

Strange--a search of "forked penis" on Google Images didn't turn up any.

Clearly.

Or maybe his tuning fork.