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Bruce hit him so hard when he woke up his clothes were out of style.

Hmmm job opening in Colorado !!

Did you increase your exlax intake?

Chuck Norris has the worst face lift in history It is even worse than Bea Arthurs face lift It is so extreme that his belly buton is on his forehead, you should see his neck tie! Chuck Norris once played guest disease on ER His first role in a film was Hercules' brother, Redicules When he was born the doctor spanked his ass, turned him over and said hmm twins, He was so ugly his mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

Did you increase your prozac intake?

Did you increase carbohydrate intake?

I would like an Integral Designs bivi bag please (yellow)

That's a worse typo than even one of Schuldt's. OK, my post was dripping with typos, oozing with mistakes, but thanks for clearing it up

I think they are suffering from advanced goneria.

A lot of times when someone is going be kicking shit down turd alley we will get a call to forward vmail and change passwords on the phone switch and other systems in the hospital. It is kind of wierd when you sort of know some bigwig is on his way out before he does. Management are usually a bunch of back biting bottom feeders at best so there is a perverse streak of enjoyment there also.

For a good time go into a Walmart with a tshirt that has just about any union logo on it. walk around for a while until you notice someone following you (and they will) then go through the teller and strike up a converstation with the them for a minute or so. It drives managers nuts. If you do this enough times they will actually watch for you and follow you every time you go in there. We had on store here unionize and the mother fuckers shut it down.

I think all pictures of him are funny.

The beast with two backs

Try two mersydol and go to sleep and in the morning you will feel just fine. Over the countertylenol/codeine/muscle relaxant. You just have to ask for it at the counter.

Didn't these parasites just loose a lawsuit to employees that worked lunch hours for years for no pay? I fucking hate everything to do with that scumbucket corporation

I think you are going to get fired

But they were great role models while they lasted..

No sticks or seeds That you don't need Acapulco Gold is badass weed

She is six foot seven inches tall and has a five oclock shadow

I wouldn't mind cannabalizing your resources baby

Also nationalization of our gas, oil and hydro electric resource companies

Ice Ice baby

Star Trek?

I went to work For xmas I would like to see a redistribution of wealth and land

Knotzen can.t you sleep?