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Thats ok I know where you are and I can come and get you

How do your trangos hold up in wet weather?

You guys can come and stay at my house till the heat is off

I didn't know you are an animatrix.

I think that curtains are the prefered shitting area for most woodland creatures at least those in the .5 to 1.5 kilo weight class

He looks like those french guys in the Banff film fest

would you call his turds guano or just plain old turds

Happiness runs in a circular motion Thought is like a little boat upon the sea. Everybody is a part of everything anyway, You can have everything if you let yourself be. Happiness runs, happiness runs. Happiness runs, happiness runs. Happiness runs, happiness runs. Happiness runs, happiness runs. Happiness runs in a circular motion Thought is like a little boat upon the sea. Everybody is a part of everything anyway, You can have everything if you let yourself be. Hmmm...I've been trying to let myself be.

My dad told me something once that I will never forget, he said son, Never...no...Always...ahhhh fuck it...

I forgot to take my lithium last night and this morning I woke up inside my water bed

Just about anything battery operated

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pedophilia takes work and love; it's not available to just anyone.

When I feel my finger on your trigger

I wanted to be a priest but I could not get into the habit

How about an autographed copy of My Pet Goat. You now, the book GDUB was learning to read on 911

Gawd I wish this would happen to my ex boyfriend!!! Maybe I can work something out for you...

Isn't that Carla Homolka?

It all sounds fine to me.

What about gay-cowboy semen? not if you tip your head back

I heard on the radio today that a little known movie makeup trick for reducing the baggy eyes is to smear Preparation H on them. I wonder how the first person found that out.

I like the idea of treating smokers in the same way lepers used to be treated. Perhaps we could set up little smokers colonies on islands and they would all have to live there if they were caught smoking and we could just drop off supplies for a few years and then after a while just forget about them.

Sounds like a marriage made in heaven

Read Walter Bonatti's book, Mountains of My Life.

Did you hear about the constipated mathmetitian? He worked it out with a slide rule