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Was that a two for one?

This is brilliant! May I use this?

Ya but above all that she is a fucking great tumble!!

Sheesh!! I gotta go brush my teeth!!

Neil Rules

It has to do with the downy soft peach fuzz just below the navel itself, you know how it tickles the tip of your nose?

You are a man of fine taste tomtom.

I know what you mean. its so hard to get them in without losing the moment!!

It not hard if you squeeze them for long enough.

Hmm I knew I was leaving myself open to ridicule but sometimes a guy just has to wear his heart on his sleeve and take a risk to really grow as a person. Now griz I know you didn't mean that and I forgive you. So please respect my feelings and lets have a meaningful dialog here... darn it!

I have been a little self concious about my avatar of late and the impression that it may project. Can you guys/gals help me pick out another. Perhaps something that may be a tad more appropo for the fine and delicate sensitivities on this wonderful forum. Any help would be greatly appreciated and taken not as criticism but as heart felt help..

Why not just recycle the real stuff with about a pound of sugar in it. The lille bastards will eat anything if it is sweet enough, then use the money saved to buy Guinness.

Are you talking about Michael Jackson?

I am actually fairly adept at yodelling. I also tried out for as a soprano in the mens steambath choir but they made me feel uncomfortable so I quit that sort of thing. Nowadays I do all my yodelling in the canyon...if you know what I mean.

Rat?!!! Bloody luxury, why when we were kids there was twelve of us living in a box by the side of the road..my dad would come home from the pub, beat us half to death and send us to bed with no supper..and that was on a good day. We would have killed each other just for the broth from rat bone soup!! My dad got all the meat.

"Might as well scavenge the best"

Virgin wool comes from ugly sheep. If you point a yew towards the edge of a cliff it will actually push back for you. It enhances the feeling of intimacy!! Wear gum boots and stick there back feet in them to hold them still, it frees up your hands too!!

Simon was such a fucking wanker!!

I could let you test drive about 175 lbs of Canadian Backbacon ! It aged and smoked and is delicious with a good dose of honey glazing! Served up with a bit of tongue to set things right. Oh and beer of course!!

Arr this would be like fucking a reindeer!!

Many animals eat the placenta as each birth occurs, it is believed that it helps keep that mother in labour. I am starting to think that Tom cruise is actually Mike Jackson.

Time to kick Alfred E out of the white house Sheesh what a retard.

Looks like we are going to die together!!

Captain Smelly Beard Of the pirate ship Jolly Googler Whats with the beard thing. Avast the silly name calling games me hearties cause I keep getting shitty ones. Has anyone seen the movie the island with Michael Caine? Tis worth seein'