TREETOAD

This one is out of control !!! Somebody do something!!

You did that shit when you were a teenager??? WTF!!

Cruel shoes are those ultra high stilettos, usually patent leather black, or red, (my preference) they are usually located on the lower end of a tall leather, or latex (my preference) clad woman that is about to make you suffer for being a naughty boy (or girl).

Those fucking masons!! Never trust someone wearing a fez.

What about Santa and the Easter Bunny.

911 never happened

What about just wearing depends.

Couldn't guess cruel shoes and got really pissed off at me.

Funny, she doesn't look retarded

How about dragging your ass along the ground like a dog?

BINGO (did you mean to be in the plural for this statement? Love it ) Sure, why not.

Really the only nude people that matter are the ones that you have managed to lure into your bedroom.

You could probably bounce a quarter off her abs

Nice tits

Nipples have cock outnumbered two to one right off the bat. If you are counting that is.

I am watching Downfall, a german movie with subtitles about the last days of Hitler and it is fucking good. Happy new year anyway. I hope that you all have a peacefull and happy 2006.

Hey Chinchilla is what I was thinking as well !!

Lets keep shipping those raw logs, fucked up is right !!

That bastard sounds like my dad when I was growing up.

Isn't that Darth in the I work at burger king christmas jingle.

I can't believe it only took two questions!!!

Bruce hit him so hard when he woke up his clothes were out of style.

Hmmm job opening in Colorado !!

Did you increase your exlax intake?

Chuck Norris has the worst face lift in history It is even worse than Bea Arthurs face lift It is so extreme that his belly buton is on his forehead, you should see his neck tie! Chuck Norris once played guest disease on ER His first role in a film was Hercules' brother, Redicules When he was born the doctor spanked his ass, turned him over and said hmm twins, He was so ugly his mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.