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Cobra_Commander

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  1. I think I'd be more depressed by all my soldier friends being shot down around me for no apparent reason rather than reading the papers.
  2. Concorde's an expensive way to get around. I'm sure they could get you a glass of water on the flight though.
  3. I get the two mixed up from time to time. The only way I can remember it is Colorado is Texas with hills.
  4. Cobra_Commander

    Coldplay

    that's awesome. I bet he even had a flannel shirt and swore rarely.
  5. Cobra_Commander

    Coldplay

    omfg can I touch you?
  6. naked weirdos quietly parking their land rovers at a distance then rolling in the dirt a bit on the way in.
  7. yeah most of my dates go well until she brings up glacier travel skills. might as well call it a night at that point
  8. Well Utah sucks but Colorado doesn't put out at all
  9. or just carry a 40 in your hand
  10. oh no wait I'm thinking of chilliwack's municiple power supply
  11. I hear their snowmachines run on a maple syrup and weetabix slurry
  12. he was trying to distribute poisoned fish'n chips. you can see the incriminating grease marks on his jeans (between the huge pools of blood)
  13. they keep him in a box in the basement at u of calgary
  14. I wonder how the canadian nuclear program is shaping up. I hear they acquired some old dude from chernobyl.
  15. why does every car on hwy 1 look like it was owned by a mt st helens survivor
  16. I wonder how global warming is affecting canadians, what with all the suburban igloos melting and stuff.
  17. if I was canadian I'd go build a log cabin and shoot myself
  18. perhaps you are thinking of the beer helmet
  19. mr. t's cutting torch
  20. lava
  21. I mean it's like he's a telemarker or something. Uncool Do you know what else isn't cool?
  22. Sting, with his fairy boots, is rarely a man.
  23. crashing leads to explosions. didn't you watch the a-team
  24. Sorry I have exceeded my cdc lab quotient of hantavirus this year.
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