Cobra_Commander

yeah basically do not get on the Devo tour plane at any costs.

I would spit out Apricot Ale. Does it taste like rotten toenail? I would bet it is close.

now that you are master of the 30m glacier rope why don't you go out to liberty and look yourself? I'm sure it's in beautiful shape right now and you would survive at least 30 seconds.

the thing about ninjas is they are extremely uptight and will explode at the drop of a hat. in fact I hear one killed off an entire town just because some dude didn't offer him an oreo cookie.

I was rolling on the floor when those drunken octopuses were playing poker!

she does seem to know her way around wood, I will grant you that

An essential ingredient of any porn shoot

no, terrifying. that was terror pee.

I overheard some guy talking about riding a camel at one point on a plane. And his name was al-Bert too! I just about peed myself.

giddy-up!

haffner, where the chicks are hot, the air is cold and likelyhood of the commander falling is above average. I amend: drytooling blows

killer pics mr. layton

Kareem was a natural.

keep positive... you might get tar and feathered with coke and popcorn by some famous piston fans.

your socks are in a big pile along with my keys, zapruder's OTHER film, various favorite pens, aaa batteries, pictures of bigfoot, and the new smith guidebook. I'm not sure where that pile is though.

Well OC already established you could be a pilot, or at least, you could have the basic lunch tray manuvers down. Just wear a navy suit with epaulettes and hat. And act drunk and talk about how easy it is to barrel roll a 777.

you can also cut them open and sleep in them like snow beast in empire.

did the close call happen while you were in the can? did you "jackson pollock" the bathroom?

just don't press too hard, the window pops out easily. bye bye boobies. in the event of a water landing, your seat cushion will act as a...seat cushion

yeah and if the cabin depressurizes just put on a coat! be sure to take it off when you crash into a hill though because it will get hot again. enjoy!

indeed, one must be careful traipsing through the elderberry bushes

that's straight-up quality right there spicoli thank you

g'ight? Yo lightweight you need to outsource your spraying to bangladesh or something.

hard to get that smell off my clothes yech

Dude's sponsored by Camp. Don't wanna see his #6 tricam