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  1. Cobra_Commander
    Yes, but do you do dishes? hmm... is this 60 minutes or something? yes, I actually enjoy doing dishes. It is very relaxing.
  2. Cobra_Commander
    Someone tried to windex my face!
  3. Cobra_Commander
    olyclimber is married? what a boring boar of a fact to learn. c.c. remains single, and might I add, smashingly interesting
  4. Cobra_Commander
    thank you, thank you, I'll autograph any printout, but my trip report on free-soloing the Metrodome was more from the heart.
  5. Cobra_Commander
    dueling keyboards at dawn?
  6. Cobra_Commander
    they did but could not get in there with their horses. if they get off their horses, they are no longer mounted police. they even sleep on them, and cook canadian bacon and design log cabins.
  7. Cobra_Commander
    Yes, but I refused delivery because I've only got eyes for you dear
  8. Cobra_Commander
    This will have a nice cathartic effect, both for my ego, and my colon. Cheers!
  9. Cobra_Commander
    and I bet they have kids too. snooze-fest!
  10. Cobra_Commander
    thank you!
  11. Cobra_Commander
    cobra commander remains unmarried for the reasons listed here but also because when one lives in a lair there is a paucity of hot women (at least, they don't have very good tans)
  12. Cobra_Commander
    ?
  13. Cobra_Commander
    you won't get scuba divers dumped on your head accidently either
  14. Cobra_Commander
    I already claimed his other thread was the worst ever.
  15. Cobra_Commander
    You should throw that in your signature since you are repeating it so often.
  16. Cobra_Commander
    I'm back now. As I was saying, I pou...brb
  17. Cobra_Commander
    I just pounded a gallon of water. brb.
  18. Cobra_Commander
    so where are the all-caps indecipherable posts? repeats of the infamous spray battle of 2001? the snoop dog money signatures?
  19. Cobra_Commander
    i believe you are mistaking it for a woodpecker (or perhaps a gamecock)
  20. Cobra_Commander
    this is the worst thread ever
  21. Cobra_Commander
    f'ing amateur.
  22. Cobra_Commander
    Hint: It does NOT involve benzene rings, calipers, laser sighting devices, or erlenmeyer flasks.
  23. Cobra_Commander

    Penis Study

    Cobra_Commander replied to sobo's topic in Spray

    I wonder how you chumps like having your names forever tied to the words "penis study" in google now. oh shit.
  24. Cobra_Commander
    perhaps you missed his treatise on how to rappel chimneys with a backpack on. I've had shots of Nyquil that were less sleep-inducing.
  25. Cobra_Commander
    CBS: making fun shit boring as hell since 2002
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