Cobra_Commander

how original and correctly punctuated.

go to bed loser

and even here: Drama on Nanga Parbat

like bras? I gotcha.

yes could you pass a note to archenemy in study hall for me

It is refreshing to see someone so enthralled by all the quality Nat'l Geo stories coming out of Central Africa and Amazonia. Fascinating!

The Library of Congress probably was deleted because it contained medical diagrams of female genitalia and photos of topless tribal women in africa.

It appears the secretary's mint tray has been swapped out with the amphetamine tray at Marie's work again.

with all this can-talk just remember the can opener.

The funny part of this is how fox news uses the phrase: "The theory of intelligent design says life on earth...." Last time I checked a theory was the result of repeated experimentation yielding consistent data. Or in the case of observations on the universe, a theory must at least be falsifiable.

was he walking his dog, or simply chasing after the other dogs?

terrifying imagery. does she hit on herself constantly?

an unprecedented five response. three I can handle, but five? speechless!

Don't me, you're the one using Mike Wallace for hookups

That's a critical eligibility factor, see. So one of your screening factors for potential suitors would be they can't be the subject of a 60 minutes exposé? High standards indeed.

Don't knock silky hands until you try them. Hmm, that didn't sound so good. I also don my cobra apron when scrubbing down the pots and pans. There's a reason my dashing blue uniform remains spotless, and therefore my dominating presence at the boring cobra board meetings unparalleled (all the other board members are married, so it is a real snoozefest).

yes, I like eating too, but it's tiresome to constantly put food in your mouth.

Yes, but do you do dishes? hmm... is this 60 minutes or something? yes, I actually enjoy doing dishes. It is very relaxing.

Someone tried to windex my face!

olyclimber is married? what a boring boar of a fact to learn. c.c. remains single, and might I add, smashingly interesting

thank you, thank you, I'll autograph any printout, but my trip report on free-soloing the Metrodome was more from the heart.

dueling keyboards at dawn?

they did but could not get in there with their horses. if they get off their horses, they are no longer mounted police. they even sleep on them, and cook canadian bacon and design log cabins.

Yes, but I refused delivery because I've only got eyes for you dear

This will have a nice cathartic effect, both for my ego, and my colon. Cheers!