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  1. Cobra_Commander
    and I bet they have kids too. snooze-fest!
  2. Cobra_Commander
    thank you!
  3. Cobra_Commander
    cobra commander remains unmarried for the reasons listed here but also because when one lives in a lair there is a paucity of hot women (at least, they don't have very good tans)
  4. Cobra_Commander
    ?
  5. Cobra_Commander
    you won't get scuba divers dumped on your head accidently either
  6. Cobra_Commander
    I already claimed his other thread was the worst ever.
  7. Cobra_Commander
    You should throw that in your signature since you are repeating it so often.
  8. Cobra_Commander
    I'm back now. As I was saying, I pou...brb
  9. Cobra_Commander
    I just pounded a gallon of water. brb.
  10. Cobra_Commander
    so where are the all-caps indecipherable posts? repeats of the infamous spray battle of 2001? the snoop dog money signatures?
  11. Cobra_Commander
    i believe you are mistaking it for a woodpecker (or perhaps a gamecock)
  12. Cobra_Commander
    this is the worst thread ever
  13. Cobra_Commander
    f'ing amateur.
  14. Cobra_Commander
    Hint: It does NOT involve benzene rings, calipers, laser sighting devices, or erlenmeyer flasks.
  15. Cobra_Commander

    Penis Study

    Cobra_Commander replied to sobo's topic in Spray

    I wonder how you chumps like having your names forever tied to the words "penis study" in google now. oh shit.
  16. Cobra_Commander
    perhaps you missed his treatise on how to rappel chimneys with a backpack on. I've had shots of Nyquil that were less sleep-inducing.
  17. Cobra_Commander
    CBS: making fun shit boring as hell since 2002
  18. Cobra_Commander
    prince playing basketball was about the funniest thing I've ever seen. shoot the j...SHOOT IT
  19. Cobra_Commander
    Indeed, there will be plenty of rocks to make close friends with. And the odd lunatic old guy/museum with orange external frame pack and walking staff.
  20. Cobra_Commander
    I apologize I'm not up on the latest satire being thrown around the barnyard these days. Perhaps you could fill the adoring rabble in on what's hip and cool over by the chicken coop?
  21. Cobra_Commander
    Not to mention, the sheepskin jean jacket looks bleak w/o some golden locks draped over the wool. (still talking mullets here)
  22. Cobra_Commander
    Because they can't afford a french foreign legion hat and it's damn hot outside! The savings on sunscreen alone are worth the haircut. Show me a mullet and I'll show you a damn genius.
  23. Cobra_Commander
    Mullet wearers are not some toy, some play-thing which you can tease and twiddle, only to turn a cold shoulder when they ask to be loved. Mulleteers are people too dammit! Sort of.
  24. Cobra_Commander
    see? SEE? did I not say this earlier?
  25. Cobra_Commander
    or scream: how can I sleep when my bed is burning and then make cackling noises (and maybe shave your head). then club him over the head with his o2 tank and drag him off to your cave.
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