Cobra_Commander

prince playing basketball was about the funniest thing I've ever seen. shoot the j...SHOOT IT

Indeed, there will be plenty of rocks to make close friends with. And the odd lunatic old guy/museum with orange external frame pack and walking staff.

I apologize I'm not up on the latest satire being thrown around the barnyard these days. Perhaps you could fill the adoring rabble in on what's hip and cool over by the chicken coop?

Not to mention, the sheepskin jean jacket looks bleak w/o some golden locks draped over the wool. (still talking mullets here)

Because they can't afford a french foreign legion hat and it's damn hot outside! The savings on sunscreen alone are worth the haircut. Show me a mullet and I'll show you a damn genius.

Mullet wearers are not some toy, some play-thing which you can tease and twiddle, only to turn a cold shoulder when they ask to be loved. Mulleteers are people too dammit! Sort of.

see? SEE? did I not say this earlier?

or scream: how can I sleep when my bed is burning and then make cackling noises (and maybe shave your head). then club him over the head with his o2 tank and drag him off to your cave.

why don't you set your bed on fire and wait?

Did you do any whippet high-5's with him? Yeah! nice summit! Clang!

so did this firefighter knock out the windows to the restaurant when he came in

yes, Richard Gaylord if I recall?

maybe he was the other guy in Wham!

Perhaps he's not married....to a woman. Tell me, what's his Duran Duran collection like?

Ireneo - just beat it

Cause I'm on this board bitch!

It's good to see BD will remain core enough to offer its helmet sticker package and BD sunvisors

Sorry, no pagetop. I recommend calling 867-5309

is your mousing arm sore yet

nice, it's about time. must have been a long and hard climb! Guess who I have a date with tonight? That's right, Jessie's girl.

MAMA I'M COMIN HOOOOOooooooooOOOOOMMME

oh you know, this and that, then the oth - I AM AN EAGLE AND I LIVE IN HIGH COUNTRY WITH ROCKY CATHEDRALS THAT REACH TO THE SKYYYYYYYYYYY!

no but I like getting drunk on the calypso with jacques cousteau in speedo/red hat and crashing airplanes

"Dude, that guy totally put his stand mics in my airspace, brah. And what kind of tool uses those cheap-ass cables, anyway? Probably not even a tape in the deck." YEAH I'm a computer tech dude by day, but come nightfall I'm puffin tough and rollin the mad up-fronts. my hair is coated in Trey Anastasio's spit

dude it's 90 degrees outside