Cobra_Commander

After descending it my soul felt like it was watching a Nicholas Cage film marathon on Alcatraz.

To this day, I still weep at the injustice that was perpetrated. But in reality, you have fern to thank for the pagetop phenomenon. imorris simply beat it into an annoyance.

perhaps, but what groundbreaking pioneer first used it as a dramatic device to claim page tops

Based solely on discussions on this board, Spokane climbing areas seem to be good Gaza Strip simulators

sweet, I'll steal one of the 4 laser disk players in existance from the local high school biology classroom.

no, but make no mistake I have watched it.

Will I be featured in your next movie? I have a good working three-word title: "adjective, preposition, noun"

Aikido is for peacenik pussies who are too chunky/can't handle the striking arts.

There is NO shame in owning a copy of Breakin. In fact, like a mid-60's Dom Perignon, it is a mark of distinction to be the owner of such rare genius. I have a copy of my own in my betamax cellars on the estate.

sorry, I edited the distance. That extra 100 miles makes your authority all the more legitimate.

Well if you want feedback you've come to the right place. And now it looks like you have justification from someone almost 300 miles away about a crag he's never been to. Just tell that guy who was pissed that catbirdseat approved you.

It would appear Seagal might not be able to "take out the garbage" as quickly as he used to.

good thing you brought a rope

Correct.

Wait for it...... .... .... ....

I can hypothesize a number of possibilities, but why is he in handcuffs exactly?

I find this unlikely. They may know the top-secret central oregon cracks, but even they don't know the super-duper-top-secret central oregon cracks.

I'm glad the bolts next to cracks problem is finally being championed on this site.

it must get dehydrated from licking itself

fat enough to have carrie fisher chained up to him

these "publicist" trip reports are an interesting development

So it has been climbed repeatedly on accident? Interesting.

The chestbeating opportunity here is off the charts.