Cobra_Commander

by not clip I assume you mean not click. That would be a wise course of action.

fly unzipped on left - so hot There's a joke in there involving "fly" and "frog" but that would require thinking.

triple axel you ignorant cretin

I want to see DFA throw down a mctwist into a cheney 720 in the halftrapshootpipe

I would respond to this... ...but that would require thinking and I'm too busy masturbating.

BRB, I gotta go drop a Rumsfeld.

Good news indeed for the New Scientist readership.

Remember, capitalization is important. There's a fine line between "I helped Jack off his horse" and "I helped jack off his horse".

good use of caps

LOOK AT ME WITH MY NEW AVATAR! I WANT ATTENTION!

Those f'ing Olympians. I'm sick of them leaning on our healthcare system.

I'm gonna take up smoking just so that when I quit all those great things happen to me just because I quit smoking.

bigwheel-x

uncaged soul curling

it's the starting gate at the boarder cross.

chess with shotguns boarder-x sux

In case you didn't catch that, CBS called you a horse.

at least you have matching uniforms

underworld = garbage scow

I would not call that a solo. Being utterly alone on a big mountain, with no one to talk to for hours, only hearing the tinktink of ice dropping down around you is soloing. This can be a great experience, or it can be somewhat terrifying. The presence of another person changes the experience dramatically, sometimes for the worse.

way to dredge this one back up

whatever, my physique and visage remain flawless and chiseled. that womb raider comment has still got me laughing

that looks legal