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Cobra_Commander

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  1. for immediate release
  2. er, yes? I'd raise my Husky mug in a toast to MEC but I'm out of maple syrup.
  3. Just build a log cabin in their honor.
  4. A third-person uncage??? I'll believe it when I see it.
  5. the "best actress" oscar is lame because they compete in easier movies.
  6. damn why is life so complicated
  7. This is a groundbreaking moment, but what will be truly breathtaking is when someone who can roll their tongue wins back-to-back gold
  8. I wonder if any left-handed guy has won the speed skating comp.
  9. if you post to this thread you are an asshole. fuck.
  10. Yeah! More power to anyone willing to be a shill for a shitty frat marketing campaign for a shitty beer! Show 'em if you got 'em I say. Power to the people!
  11. triiipple axell tripple TOOOE....yyeeaaasss and a double rumsfeld on the judging table UNBELIEEEEEVABLE! Gold.
  12. I'd pay to see that.
  13. alright, who is this sanchez and why is he so dirty all the time???
  14. damn I forgot about the meter maids!
  15. by not clip I assume you mean not click. That would be a wise course of action.
  16. fly unzipped on left - so hot There's a joke in there involving "fly" and "frog" but that would require thinking.
  17. triple axel you ignorant cretin
  18. I want to see DFA throw down a mctwist into a cheney 720 in the halftrapshootpipe
  19. I would respond to this... ...but that would require thinking and I'm too busy masturbating.
  20. BRB, I gotta go drop a Rumsfeld.
  21. Good news indeed for the New Scientist readership.
  22. Cobra_Commander

    Hi

    Remember, capitalization is important. There's a fine line between "I helped Jack off his horse" and "I helped jack off his horse".
  23. Cobra_Commander

    Hi

    good use of caps
  24. Cobra_Commander

    Hi

    LOOK AT ME WITH MY NEW AVATAR! I WANT ATTENTION!
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