Cobra_Commander

That's when a woman can say, "I have arrived."

Touche

like getting a weekly subscription to copy machine maintenance manuals.

Isn't it every woman's dream to be chained to a Viking range?

Just a joke. See, I was complaining about rhetorical questions with a rhetor....nevermind.

You know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.

I remember this famous line from Delta Force Chuck Norris: Alas poor Yorick. I ROUNDHOUSED THAT NOT-FUNNY JESTER INTO THE BOG. NOT TO BE, BITCH!

Indeed, everyone waits in eager anticipation for the next tome posted, fainting in delight over every unnecessary adjective constructing the serpentine prose. When I see there is a new post, I like to settle back with a fine wine and a thesaurus. I know it's gonna be awhile.

laughing on the floor loudly?

x-games needs something similar to the running of the bulls in pamplona. Only it's a grip of polar bears chasing a herd of telemark skiers jabbering about their favorite binding and skinning technique

Never read any Faulkner, huh? Faulkner = not quite so long-winded

longest sentence in universe?

how can anyone be angry at a quality Danish? they always make me happy.

maybe a christmas stocking with glitter?

DFA is looking for a nice beatdown when DeskDriver checks in for his semiannual post.

I think the image with his head facing the ground will be better.

good digging stoke, thanks.

fahk! you're right. but it closed down anyways. black bear diner is in madras. the two are somewhat interchangeable.

I hear there's a new area being developed across the valley from Cascade...mt brumble or something like that? top secret I'll let you know more after the next recon

the skiing in Canada right now must be phenomenal. screw ice climbing (hah! screw! get it?) I bet Rogers Pass is off the hook, and people are trying to hook ice near Golden...it breaks my heart.

this from the canadian who's understanding of the USA is based on experiences at the Madras big O restaurant and trips to the sea lion caves

canadian telemetry: MM/DD | Hour | MapleSyrupTemp | Igloo Humi. | 24hr Accum. Eh ------------------------------------------------------------- 01/31 0900 5°C 99% 1x10^203

I was just sitting on the couch the other day wondering how lambone got banned...

I occasionally try to kick over that teetering column with the deathblock on top of it. Vantage simulator.