Cobra_Commander

code red! code f'ing RED!!!

10 car pileup on the interstate

WTF can't anyone uncage their soul without an immediate release anymore?

yes it would be gripping to watch teams trudge up emmons or some such. "and here comes the dutch team, strong out of schurman...but one of them has to stop and take a smash in a blue bag! Devastating!"

Does this correlate with a 30 year breather between girlfriends?

Unlikely. They'd never get off the ground because I'd be reading all the time. Seriously can anyone keep up with this publication before the next one arrives? I think it's an old-growth timber laundering operation for Boise Cascade.

Do you get a free Everlast tattoo across your chest for this job?

Would you rather drive a Ferrari Enzo or a Ford Fiesta? One requires a bit of investment in skill, but once you've got it...

...and when the glade plug-ins are changed in record time.

That's when a woman can say, "I have arrived."

Touche

like getting a weekly subscription to copy machine maintenance manuals.

Isn't it every woman's dream to be chained to a Viking range?

Just a joke. See, I was complaining about rhetorical questions with a rhetor....nevermind.

You know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.

I remember this famous line from Delta Force Chuck Norris: Alas poor Yorick. I ROUNDHOUSED THAT NOT-FUNNY JESTER INTO THE BOG. NOT TO BE, BITCH!

Indeed, everyone waits in eager anticipation for the next tome posted, fainting in delight over every unnecessary adjective constructing the serpentine prose. When I see there is a new post, I like to settle back with a fine wine and a thesaurus. I know it's gonna be awhile.

laughing on the floor loudly?

x-games needs something similar to the running of the bulls in pamplona. Only it's a grip of polar bears chasing a herd of telemark skiers jabbering about their favorite binding and skinning technique

Never read any Faulkner, huh? Faulkner = not quite so long-winded

longest sentence in universe?

how can anyone be angry at a quality Danish? they always make me happy.

maybe a christmas stocking with glitter?

DFA is looking for a nice beatdown when DeskDriver checks in for his semiannual post.