Cobra_Commander

the horn on that one with the "come hither" look could prove fruitful. and then catbirdseat chimes in: At this juncture I would like to note I consider the ability to walk on clouds highly improbable.

ah yes, branding. I have the subaru logo on my ass

I bet that bow gets smelly

steezus christ I can't keep up with this thread

not much but who cares? there are more pressing questions like DO I NEED ANTI-ICE TAPE or HOW DO I PRESSURE MY REAR FOOT or WHAT THE COPULATE IS A REVERSAMARK or HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?

girdwood sux unless you own an a-star. but if you did why would you be in girdwood when you could be traipsing around the wasatch dropping bombs like hiroshima.

do you think ed veisturs likes pepperoni pizza, or vegetarian? I bet he likes pepperoni but I could be convinced otherwise.

Boy it's a real pain to open the back door of my outback when my waxless xcd's are in the ski rack!!! Almost as difficult as growing blueberries in my garden! Free Tibet/Cooper Spur/Dali Lama Does anyone want to go to Meadows??? I've got the requisite hydration pack full of avy gear to make the lift rides extra memorable! Does the Volkl Gotama make for a good tele park/touring ski??????????? I weigh 240lbs so it will need to be pretty burly.

not as dangerous as the cougars haunting the bars of Goldendale.

BACK ON TASK I use a plastic shovel and active bindings when choppering around the wasatch w/ Tyson

I can hardly wait to see how the "doggles" topic progresses. that thread's got legs!

STEAKSAUCE

CODE RED I say, CODE MUTHAFUKIN RED! The Hammerhead binding now comes in BLACK! Witness the sickness!

they periodically have some video of high speed tele bump skiing cued to creed to show their bad boy side.

they smell really bad and don't speak the english. yeah! fuck that guy and his mueslimunchingmetricmeasuringmasstransitmastermindingmastadonofamissuss shit. adsfasd

high stance or low stance or high stance or low stance or high stance or low stance... ....followed by 4x10^10 more posts, ~50% posting something to the effect of "jeez it's all about FUN" as if Big Bird himself is posting immediately after puffing tough. I will not get into the I-want-to-join-skipatrol threads

So what's your favorite ski leash? Did you see the new T-Race color? Don't you HATE it when you lose your tele posse at the resort? Is the Legend Pro a good touring ski? Let's talk about telemark! Yay! Oh I'm sorry was my shouting offensive to deaf people? (cue 40 soul-sucking posts)

Joe shows up with this shit all the time on 4th class scrambles. He is a has-been lardass sitting at the base of the crag braying about patriotism this and that while eating all the commander's sending cookies. FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY EBAY GEAR JOE. Joe may have some cute miniature gear but he would have never thought to miniaturize troops and hide them in Christmas presents. That's 100% genuine genius. The giant amoeba and cloned dinosaurs were a close second, mind you.

that's a LOT of questions you muthafukin leaching JONG

bump for jakov

Now you're talking. I'd have to re-gear for the tires though.

I don't really care that much one way or the other, but chopping toprope anchor bolts because they are thought of as a hazard is ridiculous. Chopping toprope anchor bolts to maintain some dilusional fantasy that Rocky Butte is some pure, clean climbing destination is equally ridiculous. I sure hope it's just vandals or some other entity that is not climbers. I like some of the Butte routes, I want to see it clean, but it's Rocky Butte for crying out loud! If there is some further information about the reasoning that is not clear to me, it would be great if it was posted here.

Fair enough, I'm trying to get some info from R for R but they are running a seminar in AK right now. They've really no reason to make things up though. R for R's conclusion was that it was definitely not worth the trouble. It may well be the nature of the Trango device is different in some way I can't see.

he's never up.

I know better than to click on NSFW links to TGR.