Cobra_Commander

they smell really bad and don't speak the english. yeah! fuck that guy and his mueslimunchingmetricmeasuringmasstransitmastermindingmastadonofamissuss shit. adsfasd

high stance or low stance or high stance or low stance or high stance or low stance... ....followed by 4x10^10 more posts, ~50% posting something to the effect of "jeez it's all about FUN" as if Big Bird himself is posting immediately after puffing tough. I will not get into the I-want-to-join-skipatrol threads

So what's your favorite ski leash? Did you see the new T-Race color? Don't you HATE it when you lose your tele posse at the resort? Is the Legend Pro a good touring ski? Let's talk about telemark! Yay! Oh I'm sorry was my shouting offensive to deaf people? (cue 40 soul-sucking posts)

Joe shows up with this shit all the time on 4th class scrambles. He is a has-been lardass sitting at the base of the crag braying about patriotism this and that while eating all the commander's sending cookies. FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY EBAY GEAR JOE. Joe may have some cute miniature gear but he would have never thought to miniaturize troops and hide them in Christmas presents. That's 100% genuine genius. The giant amoeba and cloned dinosaurs were a close second, mind you.

that's a LOT of questions you muthafukin leaching JONG

bump for jakov

Now you're talking. I'd have to re-gear for the tires though.

I don't really care that much one way or the other, but chopping toprope anchor bolts because they are thought of as a hazard is ridiculous. Chopping toprope anchor bolts to maintain some dilusional fantasy that Rocky Butte is some pure, clean climbing destination is equally ridiculous. I sure hope it's just vandals or some other entity that is not climbers. I like some of the Butte routes, I want to see it clean, but it's Rocky Butte for crying out loud! If there is some further information about the reasoning that is not clear to me, it would be great if it was posted here.

Fair enough, I'm trying to get some info from R for R but they are running a seminar in AK right now. They've really no reason to make things up though. R for R's conclusion was that it was definitely not worth the trouble. It may well be the nature of the Trango device is different in some way I can't see.

he's never up.

I know better than to click on NSFW links to TGR.

The depth of knowledge and breadth of topic from this renaissance man. He knows what's good for the french better than the french themselves. In summary, is there any question JayB is a superstar?

I wonder if the dog kennel is in the shape of Jabba's skiff

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He doesn't realize he's about to be paid a visit by cloned dinosaurs and a giant mentally-disturbed amoeba from the GMO facilities in Zurich. cooooobbrr-nevermind.

Ah, yes. I didn't realize one was allowed to maintain a herd of grad students in the metro area. I know two or so chickens are allowed.

I am good at making plans. Such as the time I hid miniaturized troops inside Christmas presents to take over the world.

Clearly you have an above-average pocketry quotient worthy of protection.

I am exceedingly adept at talking a big game

well you're missing out on all the great deals on pocket protectors for socially maladjusted grad students

stupid ivy leaguers!

I posit the owner is a chain-smoking naked violin street player

for immediate release!!! turns out the tallest spotter takes 90% of the load, no distribution at all! he may have been wearing cords too!!!! blistering berkshards!

"horse pole"

not as bad as that martha stewart episode where they were embroidering crash pads