Cobra_Commander

Those f'ing Olympians. I'm sick of them leaning on our healthcare system.

I'm gonna take up smoking just so that when I quit all those great things happen to me just because I quit smoking.

bigwheel-x

uncaged soul curling

it's the starting gate at the boarder cross.

chess with shotguns boarder-x sux

that's about as funny as sinbad

In case you didn't catch that, CBS called you a horse.

at least you have matching uniforms

underworld = garbage scow

I would not call that a solo. Being utterly alone on a big mountain, with no one to talk to for hours, only hearing the tinktink of ice dropping down around you is soloing. This can be a great experience, or it can be somewhat terrifying. The presence of another person changes the experience dramatically, sometimes for the worse.

way to dredge this one back up

whatever, my physique and visage remain flawless and chiseled. that womb raider comment has still got me laughing

that looks legal

I have a hard time believing it's the first ascent of 2006! What are all you slackers doing up there and do you not own skis...

I made a personal promise never to buy anything with the words "pan pipes" or "zamfir" in the title.

The bulletin board has now finished the congrats phase, through the trashtalk phase, and now comes around into self-analysis. Next up is the spelling mistake highlight phase. Let's start a new topic on how to appropriately congratulate someone.

that's just not true

don't speak against The Republic. Someday a physical therapist will take you out!

haahah! While my unique angle as a mediocre PNW climber-nerd with expensive liberal arts degrees certainly qualifies me to provide a solution, I think I'll pass.

I can break out of chinese fingercuffs. Let me know when you guys solve this Islamic problem. You seem so close, I'm surprised the state department hasn't been in touch. Perhaps boring them to sleep with unnecessary paragraphs of sarcasm is the best solution.

You guys are so fucking smart in so many subjects it's mind-boggling.

I can't imagine the stench of hotwaxing with oil of olay. not to mention the fires.

that is perhaps the most accurate name though.