Cobra_Commander

I have a hard time believing it's the first ascent of 2006! What are all you slackers doing up there and do you not own skis...

I made a personal promise never to buy anything with the words "pan pipes" or "zamfir" in the title.

The bulletin board has now finished the congrats phase, through the trashtalk phase, and now comes around into self-analysis. Next up is the spelling mistake highlight phase. Let's start a new topic on how to appropriately congratulate someone.

that's just not true

don't speak against The Republic. Someday a physical therapist will take you out!

haahah! While my unique angle as a mediocre PNW climber-nerd with expensive liberal arts degrees certainly qualifies me to provide a solution, I think I'll pass.

I can break out of chinese fingercuffs. Let me know when you guys solve this Islamic problem. You seem so close, I'm surprised the state department hasn't been in touch. Perhaps boring them to sleep with unnecessary paragraphs of sarcasm is the best solution.

You guys are so fucking smart in so many subjects it's mind-boggling.

I can't imagine the stench of hotwaxing with oil of olay. not to mention the fires.

that is perhaps the most accurate name though.

grease of olay doesn't sound so much better

I call bullshit on that no way

the WMD pictogram above resembles a fat legless rabbit.

I always thought Olay was a thing, not a place. Like mammoth sweat or something.

The only relation between mixed climbing pixie polka and ski mountaineering is both sports involve expensive gear.

Sounds like Index.

or "mom & dad" under the #'s....

that is the most disgusting thing I've seen this week

I still can't believe a woman did this. mother of god.

now I know why she calls me a dickhead!

indeed, indeed!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDDDGGGGE

beach volleyball = good indoor hardwood training?

time to dig out those client release forms

they are 1:1 scale. The embroidered frozen feces and japanese climbers at camp 1 are exquisite.