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Those raccoons will not cuddle in the same way that your Enumclaw sheep does.

*Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! *Martha's Way* To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. *Maxine's Way * Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. *Martha's Way* When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. *Maxine's Way * Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. *Martha's Way* If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." *Maxine's Way * If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!" *Martha's Way* Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. *Maxine's Way * Celery? Never heard of it! *Martha's Way* Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. *Maxine's Way * The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't. *Martha's Way* Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. *Maxine's Way * Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! *Martha's Way* If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. *Maxine's Way * Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. *Martha's Way* Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. *Maxine's Way * Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!!

Blue winter hat. Would be happy if someone found it.

Well my plans for hanging out outside your house in a tree at night are canceled. As long as they are not to loud I don't mind if they mess with the dogs. Keeps the dogs entertained.

Have you ever felt that 0 wasn't enough on the cascade volcanos? Is there a problem to keep a down bag dry in a bivy sack?

Nah just trying to figure out a ball park rating for winter use in the cascades. As always color is the most important feature on my new bag. Have to match my tired red eyes and blue frozen lips.

So I am looking for a new winter sleeping bag and is wondering what the coldest it ever been at Camp Muir is. Does anyone know where to find that info?

Are you gonna take me home tonight Are down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a fat boy out of me Hey hey! I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies every time Oh won't you take me home tonight? Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Hey listen here Now I got mortgages and homes I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell ya) Oh but I still get my pleasure Still got my greatest treasure Heap big woman you gone and made a big man out of me Now get this Are you gonna take me home tonight (please) Oh down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE! Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls Yeah yeah yeah all right ride 'em cowboys Fat bottomed girls Yes yes ohh gets me everytime

I used to have that big leg muscles but it made my penis look small so I stoped working out. Now I just wish I could lose this beer belly.

over 1815 posts is to much, less is ok Can't help but wounder what Dru will say is over the edge

Godzilla must be protected under the endangered species act so you guys be nice to him. Is Godzilla more power full they a Liger with a laser gun?

I do listen to Lykis but I also listen to Air America and I am so confused I don't know what to do. Join the army or protest it is all so complicated

So if thats the case God want those kids to be pregnant. We don't want to go against God do we? Old argument but God can't be both all knowing ,all power full and at the same time been giving us our own free will.

Koflach Arctis Expedition F03 for 250$ at http://www.marmotmountain.com Haven't bought them yet but thinking about it.

Well if we are talking sex this might be a good thing

So when ever I go climb/Hike and I meet someone on the trail I usually say something like "Hi how's it going" Most people replay something like "great day to be out here" but a lot of people come up with an excuse why they didn't reach the summit. "My foot was bothering me to much so I had to turn around", "I turned 57 last week so I am to slow" And they are all so upset about the fact that they didn't reach the summit that they can't enjoy that they are out in the wilderness. I don't really care if they reached the summit or not I am just being polite but why do they feel obligated to confess there grand failure to a stranger within the first 10sec of conversation and why do they feel it is such a huge failure not to reach the summit. I more often then not turn around before the top and still have a great time. People need to lighten up and enjoy life.

They should change the system. Fine anyone leaving the trail 500$ and make sure they enforce it. Sell bottled water at Muir for 100$ a bottle. Anyone picking flowers should be fined 1000$. I am pretty sure that would cover the cost for all climbing rangers because there are plenty of stupid people up there.

If you get a big fatso roling down the center isle he/she will crush anything in his/her way, including your pyjamas fighter. Can't argue with 400lbs of lard in motion. This could turn into a "Bear vs Shark" thread.

Things are better now. Not so much because of TSA but passangers wouldn't let a terrorist get away with hijacking a plane with a box cutter as only weapon.

Hey thats my sandwich..It has mold in the shape of Jesus head on it.

You know there been 3 really bad crashes the last 2 weeks so the odds that it would happen again is pretty small. We already filled this years quota. Ooooo And if you could bring a bomb onboard to. The odds that it would be another bomb onboard would be almost zero so that would keep you safe from terorists. See it is all about sience and math and all that hocus pokus crap

War is bad, I don't think war was the solution to our problems.

Care to elaborate on this? Curious to why intake of sugar would be bad for endurance. I can see if you loaded alot of sugar but a slow steady intake should be ok,,or am I misstaken?

Trudged up to Muir Saturday. Stayed in the airconditioned bedroom watching crappy movies Sunday.

Nice trip guys, that water looks so refreshing.