Dechristo

I imagine Dan ____ orchestrating the event - I think it'd be a riot. No fair; he's already won the Extreme Glacier Poop event.

Do you get a free Everlast tattoo across your chest for this job? Yes, to augment the love/hate relationship with the phallus:

...and when he's received a passing grade with an offer to TA in Women's Studies.

She says that after her baby has arrived.

...and barefoot on tile over in-floor heat...

lampoon your world into righteous jihad.

lighter of fat lennies

-- Vatican statement re Mohammed cartoons I don't know about anyone else, but I am tired of the whole "be careful not to offend anyone no matter what" bullshit. Come on, grow up. We all get offended about something; and then we get over it. I know that when I believe in something or know something to be true, nothing anyone else says will change what I believe or affect me that much. Why do people absolutely lose it? Get a grip already. Perhaps the explanation lays in that the closest farsi translation to the word/concept "spray" involves one being behind a camel at an inopportune moment - very offensive.

...a late game surge.

Cut the Siamese-twin from my side and stuffed his body under the Safeway meat counter. I had trouble with oriental languages.

I had a friend in the USPS who went mad because he couldn't fit a neutron bomb into a letter slot.

good call

Kinnay!

Yeah, what he said! Make sure and PM Minx about it, she wants to know.

k, thanks.

ooooo... I've got such a naughty reply involving pushups and "pushing the earth down"... Oh, well.

ending-lover

Man, it's been over a year since the stated date of her disappearance. Are you saying neither she or her car have been located?

What's the word on this, Trogdor?

That's OK, I understand. You're a moderator with NFL SuperBowl skills.

Birthday song: Window Licker by Aphex Twin with Cunningham video.

You are very welcome. Now, lash ubermoderator jizzy into auction action.

or, "that class leaves a bad taste in my mouth, too."

Perhaps a transexual should write the "Dr. Durham" column being able to give three points of view personally.