Dechristo

Right. That summumma-bitch has got an after-market-super-hyphen-ated-turbo-penis-charger under its hood.

she's probably already has a paw-paw patch.

I believe it was the individual states that bailed-out the casinos. They make mucho money from 'em.

the measure of a cobra is by what's under his hood.

then, they'll all be walkin' to New Orleans.

It turns purple when he plays volleyball.

you're twist-ed

Lott's a victim. He's been trained by our culture to believe congressmen get money for nothin' and chics for free.

and you pay the fat guy instead of the airline.

Want one of them splif Denial Patches.

I usually use the Jello for a pillow, cough and drool all over 'im in feigned sleep, and progress to leg-humping like I'm having an amorous dream.

You're only seeing part of a word: she's wearing "Cobra" over her heart.

yes, but you've got to beat the refund out of fat-ass.

Women's Beach Volleyball = voyeur Viagra?

There's always a limit on baggage - in the hand or on the hip.

and to get a rise out of the spectators

yep. Daddy's doin' what many parents do to assuage feelings of guilt in the death of their child: which, is anything.

Perhaps, a distillation of the hope of anyone who goes to church.

On the bias of cartoons published, it depends on the editor's sense of degree of offensiveness. Maybe, the "christian" cartoons showed jesus performing fellatio on Mohamed while gettin' it from behind by Buddha.

"...and den Pa come up and say, 'Goddammit! Who pulled Boo Boo out da marinade?'"

the prevailing Public Pool of Pusillanimity

An apt analogy in there to lampoon cartoons, newspaper editors, and... maybe the West.

ALLRIGHT! I'm a shoe-in for takin' da prize in this contest! For years, my wife's been havin' me practice that exact motion every morning to clean the floor around the toilet.

sampled a few have you? or, how many do you have?