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Dechristo

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  1. Dechristo

    Spray for Newbies!

    He is twice any entity. He is double you.
  2. or at least gained the capability.
  3. A photo from my first colonoscopy. ....before I became an Old Fart looser.
  4. sigh, neurotics
  5. Was "Anorexia" the name of the 16yo snowboarder chick?
  6. .
  7. Welcome Back, Nodder.
  8. If it wasn't for low-class, i wouldn't have no class at all.
  9. i'd rather have an old fart behind me than be behind an "Old Fart".
  10. "...it's a single-cell chicken protein with all the fat-virus the body needs..." "kinda makes you wonder why so many things taste like..."
  11. I am such a looser. How much looser? "Old Farts", "looser".
  12. Die, Sardonics.
  13. I am such a looser.
  14. hey, Hey, HEY! I prefer the term "shovel".
  15. Yo mama so fat, dey push her through da Eisenhower Tunnel ta clean it.
  16. HIV?
  17. Not withstanding dietary habits and the SuperSize culture, you seem to neglect congenital disposition. Some of my recent reading suggests "there are more things in Heaven and Earth than are" imagined in my vain philosophies. like, a venti-WCM-three-pump-no whip constructed from pencil shavings nanotechnologically. Fat virus, pffffft. So basic.
  18. I am the Blackhole of my universe, nothing escapes my consumption. ...and you are approaching my event horizon.
  19. OMFG, NO! WTF! And rip the fabric of the Time/Space continuum!
  20. Au contraire, it is the use of oil that slides one to heaven. you're such a loser...
  21. wry polemics
  22. "I've been dazed and confused for so long... it ain't true."
  23. he want da wiggle
  24. Somebody pick him up and shake him.
  25. What's your point?
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