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Dechristo

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  1. it's a small world, after all.
  2. PaRRRdon him.
  3. Wish I could be there the first time he calls his son a "punk".
  4. Dechristo

    Mayonaise

    "Waiter, give my compliments to the chef for adding the sprouts to the mayo. Delicious!"
  5. Ah'll do the thinnin' around here, BabbaLouie!
  6. it's them gawddam Chynee!
  7. cc.com
  8. Mom?
  9. "how dare they challenge me with their primitive skills?"
  10. I never remember anything when I'm having an "ahhh" moment of ineffable beauty. Then again, maybe I'll be horrified in remembering I just filled my gas tank and renewed my membership at the health club.
  11. But, I love Kung Pao Shrimp
  12. you don't give a fuck about misplaced
  13. I know, GGK, when the world sees and prioritizes as you, all will be well.
  14. evidence in the prosecution of another reprobate non-crackhead.
  15. Alaskan Ding Crab?
  16. Gatling Dick and the Re-Peters.
  17. Gretel, is that you?
  18. Understood. That's my problem
  19. or Wyld Stallions
  20. "how would you feel, mmm-kay, if somebody came into your home and laid a mud-monkey right on your Mom's face? Mmm-kay.
  21. I've got 160k on a four-yesr-old diesel and I feel I've only broken it in.
  22. convolution is often the only way our rationales are able to come full circle.
  23. and what little ice forms will be guarded for exclusive use by a renegade group of nasty dudes dubbed "Pricks With Picks".
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