Dechristo

your gender distinctions exhibit latent chauvinism.

she's four parsecs dilated

That was only THAT ONE TIME! I took Viagra and some iron supplements at the same time and chased my chubby north for four hours.

it's when chiropractic becomes a computer science

show-up on Hawaiian Night

AI is born

present a larger target: take an accompanying large friend.

correlary smorrelary

Let's not forget the Sabine women

Because there are many more people who carry guns, get lost in the woods, and need to be rescued, than there are people who don't carry guns and get attacked by man or beast. I hope you're being facetious.

in the vernacular of the day

Little Richard and his little richard

beer and popcorn is fine health care

you mean when your sense becomes common

the climber who dies with the most toys... ...dies.

to suffer the twigs and berries of misfortune

breach births can be a bitch

I go naked with the minimal rack I was born with.

The fences are lousy with 'em, too.

Man of Festus?

easy to do

Lex Luthor packs a Kryptonite-ray gun

without words, I'd not know thoughts. without thoughts, I'd not know heaven.

Wait in line 'Till your time Ticking clock Everyone stop Everyone's saying different things to me Different things to me Everyone's saying different things to me Different things to me Woooohh Do you believe In what you see There doesn't seem to be anybody else who agrees with me Do you believe In what you see Motionless wheel Nothing is real Wasting my time In the waiting line Do you believe in What you see Nine to five Living lies Everyday Stealing time Everyone's taking everything they can Everything they can Everyone's taking everything they can Everything they can Woooohh Do you believe In what you feel It doesn't seem to be anybody else who agrees with me Do you believe In what you see Motionless wheel Nothing is real Wasting my time In the waiting line Do you believe In what you see Ah and I'll shout and I'll scream But I'd rather not be seen And I'll hide away for another day Do you believe In what you see Motionless wheel Nothing is real Wasting my time In the waiting line Do you believe In what you see Everyone's saying different things to me Different things to me Different things to me Different things to me Different things to me Everyone's taking everything they can Everything they can

Salivation Army