Dechristo

oops, CBS's photo disappeared...

see what happens when you don't chew your food?

those photos are all staged on a set in Hollywood

he's got more of his toes remaining than I. I'm a better climber

verily

Quit pissin' on the seat

Hey! Do they serve BBQ'ed potted meat?

nice, but, bad for the upholstery

Unless your pet is in it

funny, I thought you wrote "welfare".

Dita - czech Maria - czech Marianna - czech Alexandra - austrian ...wait, she's not on my czech list.

That'd be on the S.Face of North Kitty.

just scat and soiled McDonald's napkins.

present a larger target: take an accompanying large friend. Shit! How'm I gonna fit all those hiking requests into my calendar? Thanks a lot, DeC. Another benefit of the larger friend is in clearing your path by pushing him/her through the brush ahead of yourself.

your gender distinctions exhibit latent chauvinism.

she's four parsecs dilated

That was only THAT ONE TIME! I took Viagra and some iron supplements at the same time and chased my chubby north for four hours.

it's when chiropractic becomes a computer science

show-up on Hawaiian Night

AI is born

present a larger target: take an accompanying large friend.

correlary smorrelary

Let's not forget the Sabine women

Because there are many more people who carry guns, get lost in the woods, and need to be rescued, than there are people who don't carry guns and get attacked by man or beast. I hope you're being facetious.

in the vernacular of the day