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Dechristo

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  1. Dechristo

    $%$#@$%%!

    You're the celeb de derriere; all your gaffs are belong to us.
  2. Dechristo

    $%$#@$%%!

    ahh, an ass to throw shit at...
  3. Dechristo

    $%$#@$%%!

    specially when she's drunk
  4. Dechristo

    $%$#@$%%!

    she can't hit the broadside of a barn
  5. Dechristo

    $%$#@$%%!

    Pin the tail on the donkey?
  6. Dechristo

    $%$#@$%%!

    Not if you don't wear 'em on your head.
  7. Dechristo

    $%$#@$%%!

    Do those capri pants come in puce?
  8. Spill the beans: Casualties? MIA's? Any still sittin' in the pokey? Photos?
  9. I always carry enough biners to construct another belay/rappel device should the need arise.
  10. Dechristo

    Raindawg

    and then there's the feared mullethawk
  11. yes, Justice Scalia is exemplary in this:
  12. gonna get Tanya Harding to whack you in the knee again
  13. voter registration
  14. Cool. I like candy. it'll be a candycaning
  15. At one time or another I've been registered as Democrat, Republican, then Independent. I've been registered as "Unaffiliated" for years, now; it allows me to vote in any primary I see fit.
  16. You'll have the honor of wearing the cc.com pinata
  17. Leno: Since the email/text-message scandal Foley has resigned from Congress and his seat is up for grabs... ...which is what got him into trouble in the first place."
  18. just look at all of those people enjoying group sax
  19. My WMDs don't stink
  20. Dechristo

    I'm right

    Czech for "I couldn't want you more".
  21. sky rockets in flight
  22. you're just trying to pawn your banana
  23. CBS, go back to your chemistry where you can curse compounds for their properties instead of working with them adroitly. In doing so, your acumen there will appear as it does here.
  24. Dechristo

    I'm right

    My messianic complex claims I'm right. NOBODY EXPECTS A MESSIANIC COMPLEX!!!
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