I was in an automobile collision last week. If I had been driving a fuel efficient zippy car I would have been FUCKED UP. Big Red took one for the team, for sure, but I'm fine.
Who doesn't like pooder??
OK, maybe you're not retarted. But you're a whiner. Shut up and go out more until you've figured out how to do it, instead of whining about it.
And while you at it, sell your board and get some fucking skis already!!!!
I think any rock routes you may want to climb will still have snow on them. Though, as Matt said, you may have some luck in the Chantments. But I think you'd be better off either skiing or going rock climbing in Yosemite.
Modern mixed climbing - meaning single pitch bolted routes? That is contrived. But not any more contrived than sport climbing or any type of crag climbing really.
Modern mixed in the mountains is just what its always been, 5.10 A2, but with a different name.