DirtyHarry

Like this thread, for example.

That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard!!! No alcohol at a wedding? Fucking ridiculous.

Please. This isn't a cake walk.

I only tell you to fuck off and die because I love you.

Is there any difference?

I'm sure he would be completely happy to share such beta with you.

happy ending?

Get a relatively stiffer slip lasted shoe like a Katana or Anasnazi and resole it with 5 mm Stealth. Will work well for edging and still sensitive. The 5.10 Newton, though I've never climbed in it, is a very stiff slip lasted boot.

Its a disease that is sometimes caught later in life. My condolences.

Ell-eee-ott Ell-ee-ott E.T. phone home.

Prefab slideshow?? You're not getting off that easy.

Only if there's no bidet around.

That is irrelevent. Climbers should ALWAYS respect ALL government regulations, lest their actions reflect poorly on the climbing community as a whole. Furthermore, climbers in the northwest should make an EXTRA special effort to observe the regulations and permit requirement in the Enchantments and Alpine Lakes permit area, and ONLY bivy there after having applied for and received confirmed confirmation (in triplicate) that their application has been received and a permit has been issued.

Dru wears tights.

Orbit Bubblemint. Chewing gum of hard men and women.

Yeah. What in the Enchantments can not be climbed in a day by a reasonably fast party?

I already threw the paper bag away. Sorry.

Tommy and Beth are so nice, clean-cut, and happy. What perfect role models for the kids. So much better than the angry dirty stoner dirtbags of yesteryear.

That north face sure looks like a peach

Just pretend you're Irish and go to work drunk.

We will rape the horses and ride off on the women!!

When I did my stint in D.C. I found numerous decent boulders along the Potomac that no one ever touched. Everyone just went to the same places where everyone else went, like Carderock and Great Falls.

Hold your horses!!

Much more appropriate than my "Fuck me I'm from Tacoma" t-shirt.