DirtyHarry

I was in an automobile collision last week. If I had been driving a fuel efficient zippy car I would have been FUCKED UP. Big Red took one for the team, for sure, but I'm fine.

If you have weekdays off, lift skiing is rad. Skiing at the area on a weekend, sux, though.

depends on whether you're runnin' a Delorian or not.

Don't try it, petchulli clogs fuel injectors.

You hanging out with my man Ian Allen, yet?

I've been looking at those for years. Go check 'em out and let us know what they're like.

Who doesn't like pooder?? OK, maybe you're not retarted. But you're a whiner. Shut up and go out more until you've figured out how to do it, instead of whining about it. And while you at it, sell your board and get some fucking skis already!!!!

The system has failed us.

Interesting. Sounds like the problem may be that you are retarted. You should get that checked out.

That's A LOT of pitches. Nice.

Dirt.

Who cares? Looks like a cool climb, I guess.

Someone may have skiied it.

I think any rock routes you may want to climb will still have snow on them. Though, as Matt said, you may have some luck in the Chantments. But I think you'd be better off either skiing or going rock climbing in Yosemite.

Modern mixed climbing - meaning single pitch bolted routes? That is contrived. But not any more contrived than sport climbing or any type of crag climbing really. Modern mixed in the mountains is just what its always been, 5.10 A2, but with a different name.

True. But either way, its still fun!

More accurately, passed out IN the campfire or "Ran out of bacon, have to bail."

the skiing up there sucks though

I'd guess you'd be fine w/o floatation on the road, but once you get to the trail you'll want floatation.

Same thing I said in the first place, sucka!

The Waterville (county seat of Douglas County) high school mascot is the Shockers.

Give me a few more seconds, will ya

You're going to be fun dad.

I'll get right on it.