DirtyHarry

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You're probably just as likely to get shut down by an afternoon thunderstorm in the Rockies than rain in Squamish. That said, go to the Rockies - the mountains are bigger!! and you won't have to worry about ever running into Dru.

Guiness gives me gas.

And more importantly, the Mint is a great bar.

May I suggest the Rangoon Crepes.

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8 or 9 year olds.

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Need thumping techno beats to accompany the photo assault.

No, its your wit.

Hopefully I'll die fucking though.

Stepping over all the dead bodies must get old.

Aren't those song lyrics from a 70's hair band?

If hookers are free they're not hookers.

Did you fart?

Enya sucks.

Thank goodness you are accustomed to failing. pa-the-tic To say the least. I hope you get gingivitis and ringworm

Thank goodness you are accustomed to failing. pa-the-tic

You'll get paid in turns. Ahh fuck it, I'll just set it to fire this summer.

"Local Singles into Rockclimbing" Right on.

Parking might be an issue on Sundays though. Seriously, though, the eastern portion of west seattle would be a good location for you b/c its a pretty easy bike commute over the bridge to sodo.

You should definitly look in Kent. That place is rad.

Hey Kurt! Could you come over and do some work on the local pooder stash? Would be nice to have some thinned out tree runs.

Well, I'm sure there's not much going on in Petersburg during the winter. Gave them something to do, besides go to the bar, I suppose.