N Cascades is closed. Maybe Cascade River Road would be your best bet. It would be a hump, but busting up and over to Boston Glacier area might be pretty rad. With this inversion, I bet the volcanoes might be fun too.
I have one. Its super size big wall style. Since I'm retired from big wall climbing after completely crushing one whole big wall trade route in five days, you are welcome to it homeboy.
I think you and Squid should go to work producing the first Judas Priest signature leather gear sling, that doubles as a g-string banana hamock and comes equipt with a little pocket for a small bottle of "cam lube."
Lame. You sellouts should be boycotting the Colorado / Yosemite-centric corporate climbing scene. Embrace your northwest heritage and go climb some dirt instead.