DirtyHarry

They forgot: Know how to live in truck for weeks at a time without getting molested by the rangers. Know how to bivy without getting molested by snaffles. Know how to eat well on five dollars a week. Know how to properly pack Rasta Bivy kit.

C. Everett Koop? Doesn't he run a Distel style neck beard? I think that totally disqualifies him.

Maybe their delivery camel broke down on the way out of Ulaanbaatr.

I disagree. Hydration is very important.

With the right balance of drugs and booze, teamwork, and a smart plan, I think they can do it.

Maybe because its supposed to rain up to 9,000 ft this weekend. I know you're dumb, but I'm guessing you're not that dumb. Maybe I'm wrong though.

On the approach you will encounter wet snow and rain. On the climb you will encounter wet snow and rain. But it doesn't really matter because you won't be going in there to climb anyway.

Dude, you suck.

Cause he's going for the record Seattle to Seattle speed ascent of El Cap. Official timers and everything.

Especially with all those sheep running around.

I'll get right on it

Wet snow and rain. Wow. And I didn't even have to hike in there to know that.

I failed the Mountaineers Basic Course. My goal of seiging das Toof has been destroyed.

Or better yet, test your multitasking skills out by writing and talking about it while you masturbate.

My boss keeps nagging me to grade these dumb ass papers. I'll grade them when I feel like it. Fucking dick!!

And you could make everyone call you "doctor."

Its so rough being you Gary.

I've always wanted to have the hood of my DAS lined with seal pup fur.

You should atleast wait until they're XVIII. Perv.

accused of molesting Tori Allen.

The good thing about climbing in the lower 48 and a lot of Canada is that you're never too far from treeline. Theoretically, you can always descend into the forest and make a fire. Doesn't really work if you're on a glacier in the Coast Range or in Alaska, though.

Maybe he's posting from his blueberry in the Snow Crick Parking lot.

Yeah, but how many years of cottonballs-dipped-in-petroleum-jelly retail experience do you have? Your sheepskin vest probably isn't even the lightest and most fireproof one on the market.