DirtyHarry

Take 'er easy. If she's easy, take er twice.

Right. But sweet ski ballet scenes and a Chinese Downhill doesn't hurt either.

You will die. Stay home or death is imminent.

"Rad" is almost as bitchin as this movie: "Hot Dog: The Movie is probably singularly responsible for leading a generation of young boys to equate skiing ability with the certainty of getting laid."

The sit start to Mox Peak. Now that shit is burl !!

Flacid or adamantine?

Out of control - no. Stupid and boring - yes.

sounds like a good exhibit for a petting zoo.

Saucy little tart.

Actually right now I'm reading a great book called, "Proofs from The Book." That book have any good pictures of boobs in it?

They're not useless. They are good for warming up the endoscope.

kittens suck.

three, maybe four.

Like a poster of some famous mathematician in action, working some sick math problem. That would be so badass.

I got stung in the balls by some pissed off hornets once while taking a dump in the woods. Swellage ensued.

I've got older ones w/o the kevlar and goretex or whatever. Maybe the new ones are better. What the fuck were you doing standing in a stream for an hour anyway?

Not waterproof enough even with "seam grip."

Fucking Taun-Taun-necks.

The best winter survival gear is to bring a taun-taun along. If Squid had had one at Snocrummie the other day he could have slit open its belly and put Snugtop inside and then she wouldn't of gotten cold and gone into shock. Foolish to venture into the mountains in the winter without one, I say.

Not no more.

But they aren't kosher.

Some of them are like that, others are just rated hard.

How 'bout J-Tree, where the climbs tend to be rated by the majority of the climbing, not individual moves. EB GB's has, what felt like to me, a 5.12 start at least, but is only rated 5.11b or sumthin.

TAKE!!!

Clearly you need a new pair of lycra tights. Hot pink preferably.