DirtyHarry

Pax didn't pay me this month to be his friend. Until I get the check, I'm out.

Its 5.8, not 5.5, but if you get a chance, Daryn's route - the Northwest Areyete on Shuksan, looks very worthwhile.

You couldn't keep up.

Check Feathered Friends, Second Ascent, and Marmot in Bellevue.

That girl your climbing with is pretty but she sure has a manly looking hand. Looks like a fun late season trip.

Hi. I just moved to Iowa and apparently there's no mountains here. WTF!?

Do you really have tats on your fingers? That is so core!

I doubt they had any ropes on anything harder than 5.8. If you can't climb 11worth 5.9 than that is your problem.

You're an idiot. Why would you move halfway across the country without checking it out first?

"The researchers from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine say overweight people cause excess greenhouse gas emissions because they eat more than thin people and are more likely to travel by car." You could say the same thing about alpinists.

This is the way it was and the way it shall always be.

awesome! a never ending artesian well of chestbeat! Wow. Hikers are so insecure.

So those lame pledge drives I've been putting up with for years are just red herrings? Dammit!

Perhaps its because you and KK leave yourselves open for such witty repartee.

I'm pretty sure Alpinfox has more MySpace friends than you though.

What's wrong with personal gratification? It's nice when you can find someone else to gratify you, but that's not always the case.

No way. Coleman rectangle bags with the flannel liner and a cast iron stove to make a nice pot roast in is the only way to roll.

This thread is some funny shit. This dude does have the biggest backpack in the world on, though. What you got in there, a tauntaun?!

At least you can get rid of hemmorhoids.

I'm not a pirate. I don't even like rum.

I prefer syrup.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight Hold on ... I've been waiting (waiting) for this moment all my life. Hold on ...

If we are the World's Policeman it would be cool if we could be Crockett from Crocket & Tubbs on Miami Vice and wear stylish 80's threads and live on a sail boat. And have a sweet Phill Collins / Genesis soundtrack when we made drug busts.

You fuckers will give advice on just about anything. You must be guides. Will you teach me how to wipe my ass?

Pretty much any outdoor sports store that sells outdoor sports products.