DirtyHarry

Anyone know how to send text messages to someone's phone through a computer?

This definitly isn't confined to 11worth. You'd be suprised ...

Did he offer you some Samuel Jackson lager? That's some good MOTHERFUCKIN' beer!!

Someone has way too much time on their hands.

You don't exactly come across as Mr. Rogers either.

The selflessness. Someone give this man the Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.

Iowa is legalizing it too. Fucking Iowa.

Better you stick with the My Little Pony series. Be warned there is some graphic animated Unicorn-on-Unicorn violence though.

Maybe everyone just gets out of the way when they see you walk in the door wearing your ass-less leather chaps.

If he really had that climb dialed he would have tied the rope around his ball sack.

That "bakery," i.e., donut shoppe, sucks, man. There's always a really long line and who wants to stand in a really long line when you're on your way to go climbing.

Sorry K-Bone, no 20-minute Peter Frampton guitar solos in that film.

Pink, dude, I hate to break it to you, but your political commentary, regardless of content, is trite and banal, at best.

You're a moron and your opinion doesn't matter.

Yay! Yay! The first of May! Outdoor fucking begins today! I guess we still have a month left because April doesn't rhyme as well.

Yeah right. You're probably also going to try and get us to believe that the world is more than 5,000 years old and that the animals weren't saved by Noah and his Ark. You probably have two gays fucking in your bedroom as we speak.

I was experiencing some of that today too. Rub-on wax works, the same stuff that you use for your bases. Ascension also used to make some spray on stuff just for this problem. I don't know if they stil make it ir how well it works though.

Kevbone is hot? Who would of thunk.

What do you call aiding at Vantage? A Mountaineer trying to free a 5.9. Badump.

You might want to have an idea about what's been going on with the weather, what will be going on with the weather and with conditions, especially since you have been out of town. Such things are typically good to keep in mind when planning a snow and ice mountain climbing outing instead of just asking a bunch of strangers on the interweb.

I think there's some pretty good routes at (disad)Vantage. But solitude and the Sunshine Wall on sunny early spring days do not mix.

Don't go in the bedroom there's two boulderers fucking in there.

I'm chatting online right now with hot Fundamentalist Christian babes.

Six year olds, dude, six year olds.

Seriously?