"Si Senor, benivenidos to Applebee's, your neighborhood bar and grill. Uno Mojito coming up!"
If this was an attempt at a flame, it failed. Mojitos were invented in Cuba.
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO LEGALLY BUY CUBAN SMOKES AND VISIT SOME PRISTINE CARIBEAN BEACHES, DRINK MOJITOS AND ENJOY THE PARADE OF MAMACITAS WALKING BY.
THANK YOU FOR ALLOW COMMIE HATER BUT MAKE EXCEPTION FOR CUBA TO POST.
Yeah, then they can blame the multinationals. Can't wait to get me some of those magic boneless buffalo wings! And TruckNutz are going to look great on those decaying '57 Chevys.
How about Cuba for your new home? Jay has pledged $50 to your relocation; I'll chip in $100.