The_Rooster

You know, you can always make new memories. Busy tonight? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's because your idea of a "relationship" is pulling all the feathers out of their backs while you rape them...and they stick around for more of the abuse. Chickens are one of the worst examples of a mutually respectful relationship, ya big bully. And what would know about it, smarty pants? The hens sometimes like it kinda rough. I'm just listening to their needs and trying to be a good provider...so back off, buddy!

I always take the SO's climbing. Never had a problem.

1) Never, EVER, eat chicken! It's not good for you! Got it?!?

YEAH YOU TOLD THAT STORY. ONCE WAS TOO MANY TIMES!! Good thing I didn't have the children in here. And now you just want to feed the chickens? You lost my vote, buddy.

Maybe...but I find the best method is to run and scratch.

When's the farmer going to feed me?

Well now I know who NOT to vote for!

EVERYBODY ON THIS SITE: "Blah blah blah to get barbecued"..."blah blah to avoid the rotisserie"...blah blah blah cause their delicious!" :anger: I AM TIRED OF THIS QUESTION!!! WHY CAN'T I JUST CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?!? MAYBE I SAW SOME NICE HENS! MAYBE THE FARMER WAS PUTTING SOMETHING OUTSIDE FOR US AND I WAS OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S FARM! OR MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IT'S BECAUSE I'M... FREE RANGE, BEYOTCHES!!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much for credibility. What exactly is this supposed to mean?!?

Hello! I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy your Christmas GOOSE dinner! I trust that everyone will be having GOOSE tomorrow! Got it?!? GOOSE! GOOSE!! GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My family, silly. I have 86 offspring (that I know of). I have many hens to provide for also. That's a lot of corn!

Tell me about it. I'm having a heck of a time trying to wrap up all these corn kernals!

Well, just look at the responses in here and YOU tell ME how I should feel about it! :anger: Not a single compliment for my acting performance! Just more wisecracks about dinner and such. No respect, I tell you. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The phones are ringing off the hook! I should have a lot of work coming up!

That's just like, your opinion, man. That'll teach you. Stay out of the barnyard, buddy! Bummer. Tough break. You asshole. Murder. Plain and simple. Hopefully it gave you the shits and got in the last word. :anger:

Killers I told her not to mess with that bracelet, but she just wouldn't listen.

HELLO! Just thought I'd wish everyone a happy TURKEY day for tomorrow! Everyone have fun eating their TURKEY dinner tomorrow! Got it?!? TURKEY! TURKEY! TURKEY!

Alright. Why not?!?

I'll bring the side dishes. I'll meet anyone...but I won't meet you "for dinner".

Just for that, I'm gonna start crowing at 3 AM tomorrow morning. Instead of 4.

I may be wrong, but I believe the correct grammer should be "All of you spell check fuckers.. "grammar" :anger:

I may be wrong, but I believe the correct grammer should be "All of you spell check fuckers..." But what do I know? I'm just a chicken. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!