The_Rooster

I could make a good pet, buddy. Look how handsome I am: Because it's TURKEY day! The only bird on the table tomorrow should be TURKEY. Understand?

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm right here. I'm never far away. B'GOCK! Good choice. That pig was getting on my nerves.

Big Red!

How 'bout I drop off a big chicken dump in your shoes?

Good morning! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ...<Excuse me>... I just wanted to remind everyone that this thursday is TURKEY day. Every dinner table should have TURKEY. No substitutions, please. Got it? TURKEY! TURKEY! TURKEY!

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The corn. The hens.

Me too!

Thank you.

Wait, wait, I've climbed it. Here's some beta and stuff I wrote down a awhile back: bukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbuk...B'GOCK!!bukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbuk...B'GOCKKKKK!!!bukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbuk...COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbuk...Bawwwwwwkkkkk...bukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbuk. If you have any more questions, let me know. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two words for you: FREE RANGE. Got it?

I think this is what he meant, buddy- COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thread drift. You're not being very sensitive here. Unable to crow today.

RIP Big Red I'm crestfallen. He was my friend.

B'GAWK!! Who said anything about soup?

Good plan.

Whatever you do, don't buy any of their chicken products.

What sort of corn is that?

My own contribution: http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=deb337c0-13e3-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7 COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Did one, or both, of you have Seattle Sombreros? 2) Did you use 5, or 6, pieces of gear in each anchor? 3) Got Corn?

Hey...wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?....:

Christ. Not even a Rooster could wake up for this.