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Do these seem to contradict each other? Or is some smart analyst saying "Hey, coffee places don't sell thick, high-calorie drinks so that will make us special again"?

That is so gay.

I can get sued by an island?

yes

I luv Yoooouuuuuuu

Where do I sign up?

Every year we try to get gals together to go out to the exit. If you are up for it, we can try again this year. The weather is going to be good enuf very, very soon!

Yahoo! Save my evil size so I can xchange my little bitty shirt. Thanks!

Very articulate, about what I would expect from you. Kiss off, Henderpoop.

I'm on a production deploy death march today. boredom interspersed with the next crisis and back to boredom until the next crisis. it will get worse as the day goes on I feel your pain. We have a RTP this weekend and have some yucky perf stuff going on. Fortunately, for once, the fact that our Stage is so far off from our Prod worked in our favor. We refreshed the SQL procs and things improved in stage and everyone took a breath. Of course, we'll see what else comes up this weekend. Good luck on your deployment. Don't kill anyone and you can consider it a raging success I'll eat a hotdog for you. I'm a friend like that.

You suck.

Woo Hoo! My tax bill would be less that money next year and I'll be the one laughing! It'll never happen.

double your pleasure, eh?

K--you lazy,unproductive worthless bastard-- are you going to the picnic tonight?

This would never pass legislation anyway. It's fun to dream about; but it will never happen. Shit in one hand, wish in the other, see which fills up first.

That is a fabulous pic!

I'm building a bolt ladder to the hut

Sounds like my kind of sport

No, I are the intrawebs--not you!

You really *are* a winner!

it is not that i dont like to eat. I LOVE TO EAT. too much. it is a drug for me as much as booz is for others. but i can't just walk away from food. when people use AA to quit drinking they learn to avoid temptation. I can't avoid so i have to learn some other way to moderate my food intake. My momma was bulimic and dieted constently and my dad didn't really eat. i learned bad bad food habits. I am at 152lbs right now. at 5'5" that is more than i want to weigh. I miss being able to work out all the time and i miss my muscles. 36-24-36? Only if she's 5'2"! Honey, yer sexy no matter what the numbers say. All the same, good for you for doing what you need to do to feel healthy and good.

no. i think as mattp once said, most people post here for the amusement of seeing something they wrote plastered onto the internet. Really? How does that explain all the IT people who post here? Most of us see shit we work on online every day. Woo hoo.

The Tax Rebate Explained (by Dave Barry) Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? A. Shut up.

10/11!

I hope someone else (maybe you parents of teenage kids) got just a litle creeped out by the pic accompanying that snopes article.