Did I mention that I am retarded? And that I need anything in print to actually be explained to me? Jeez luis.
I thinkm this is a wee bit ambitious for me. Mostly, I would not be able to resist the temptation to lie everytime someone said, "Did you build that yourself?".
"Why, yes, I certainly did."
"And I won the Xtreme Kayaker's award with it last year."
Naw, better to just get plastic and save myself from the eternal fires of hell that await sport-liars.