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Good thinking.

Deer and Elk tags are cheap.

If I put my foot up his ass I'd break it off just to be sure he got the point.

No, but I keep hearing the sound of wet farts. The kind you need to go wipe yourself afterwards. SHHHH....Listen! Did you smell that?

It's been out in the sun to be sure! It may be time to find a home for it with someone who isn't all whiny and I'll get a new one.

Translation: That works, thanks for listening to me, glad you got it. Translation: Don't put the ball game on or call Jimmy O, cause we're out of here in 5 min. Translation: Go take some time for yourself, you've been working your ass off. Translation: Go ahead. (if the original was spoken with an eyebrow lift or a lilting inflection as she turns her head away, it means to go ahead, but please re-consider my points deeply before you commit. Translation: I'll be upstairs watching TV, can you stay here so I have some alone time? I just want to watch a Vampire movie by myself, and I'm tired. If she is not tired, this comes out as " can you stay right here while I wander away so I have some alone time? I just want to watch a Vampire movie by myself, and I'm tired." Translation: Means, I understand your point of view, go ahead, however...."Sigh!" Translation: same Translation: Not heard from adults, this is pretty much heard from a teenage daughter, and the direct literal interpretation is "F*YOU OLD PERSON" Translation: Please reconsider, if you can't, then I've got it. [font:Arial Black]And my fav: [/font] 10)Honey, you need to get out and go climbing. Translation: You're not your normal happy go lucky self, get outside and crank with your friends. Well all still be here for you to listen and help when you get back if that doesn't cure whats making you abnormally morose and intractable. Should you chose to ignore this advice, then something is seriously wrong and I want to know immediately what the problem is. This is totally 100% correct.

I have a double by A5. I like it well enough, but over time it seems like it sags in the middle and is uncomfortable. Of course, it could just seem like this b/c I am not as tough as I used to be and I like comfy sleeping arrangements, but I swear it seems like it isn't as tightly stretched over the frame as it used to be.

I thought so too until I went and heard her speak. She was the biggest disapointment I have ever experienced at a climbing show. But she sure is one hell of a climber!!!

In that case, so will the e-collar.

Go rinse the dishes.

No true. There is a line in tax forms that ask you to claim "other income". This includes illegal income. By not filling in this line, you are liable to get caught for tax evasion. This is how the gov't often catches people (like folks in the mob pre-RICO days) for being bad citizens when they can't press other criminal charges on them.

Dude, if it leads to something else the dishes can rot in hell for all I'm concerned. Forget the rinse cycle, get down to business!

My guess is less than obesity does. Even though we have fewer obese people here than in many other parts of the country, I assume they have more problems that they go to the hospital for over a longer period of time. Everyone seems to blame everything on meth now. How many people even knows a bunch of people who are addicted to meth (meaning they use in a few times a week and have done so for a while)? I know one addict, and she doesn't steal anything from anyone. I am not saying the problem is not there, but it seems like everything gets blamed on meth. As a result, other problems are ignored (like people who turn to stealing b/c they are homeless due to the economy, etc)

Not as bad as the evil step-sister Atropos.

I'm an old lady now and no longer even notice what is going on around me. So go ahead and stare; you'll just have to look lower than you woulda ten years ago.

Yes. You do something like this, don't you LG?

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I have no sympathy for boy boobs. They can be less fat and then not have the problem. Plus, as any gal who developed a little more than the other girls at school can tell you, you get teased for having breasts when you are young and you get stared at for having them later. Don't like it? Tough shit.

mini me skirts?

Usually, when someone starts a caption contest thread, the photo doesn't already have a caption. Just saying.

Cooking is a pleasure. And I always live by the rule that s/he who cooks does not have to do the dishes. In my family, my father did all the cooking, so I had a great role model who enjoyed trying many different gourmet meals. I will always admire a man who can cook.

I broke my foot so I don't think I am going to make it afterall. Life is brutal.

What's the point? Everyone knows that men never learn.

Stacy Allison Sherri