badvoodoo

588.3... S'pose an all-night session of Bush failing to beat Cheney's high score at this is what prompted the steroids crackdown?

I would imagine it involves knotholes and lots of splinters....

CNN.com, Yahoo.com, Slashdot.org, TheRegister.co.uk And of course The Daily Show and TheOnion.com. Local news I could give a rat's ass about. I really don't care what the Protest Of The Day is, or which road people are complaining is too busy this week.

They probably then stuffed him with cabbage and boiled him.

Straight outta Renton, crazy motherfucker named b peru From the gang called sprayas with attitudes When I’m called off, I got a sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off You too, boy, if ya fuck with me The police are gonna hafta come and get me Off yo ass, that’s how I’m goin out For the punk motherfuckers that’s showin out Sprayaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a motherfucker like that With a gat that’s pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for a jack move Here’s a murder rap to keep yo dancin With a crime record like charles manson Ak-47 is the tool Don’t make me act the motherfuckin fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I’m knockin sprayaz out tha box, daily Yo weekly, monthly and yearly Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly That I’m down with the capital cc.c Boy you can’t fuck with me So when I’m in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz b peru is crazy as fuck As I leave, believe I’m stompin But when I come back, boy, I’m comin straight outta Renton

You got it, dude! This one is my fav, it's hilarious!

BP: study up

Kudos on the quick pick-up, OW. So, now to give this branch it's christening into Spray: Shut yer pie holes, fucktards! Carry on.

"Terror bad, gay marriage bad, me likey flight suit. God bless America, and don't mess with Texas." Oh wait, you wanted a synopsis....

"Bruning a Wtich".... Doctorb has officially trancended mere misspelling to speaking Gaelic.

For the State of the Jager address tonight: http://www.drinkinggame.us/

Can I transfer my death credit to someone else? I can think of MANY candidates that are FAR more qualified than me.

WPWF: World Physicist Wrestling Federation "Hawking! I'm back from the dead to make you my bitch! Not even all the dark matter in the known universe with an applied subatomic bond will stop the shit storm I'm going to unleash on your ass! You'll be seein more billions of stars than Carl Sagan!"

It's a scrub brush, and it's called creative license. Deal.

"No really, this midget only needs this much room and a push with that stick, and he could fit right up tubby's ass. Cirque De Soleil's got nothin to top this!"

Lots of those are just flat out backwards.

Muffy, you're making this too easy.

...do I get them all?

...three times...

If I post...

Wow, the anti-incest posterboys.

I used to use Expedia, but they kept changing flight prices mid-transaction on me. Drove me nuts. These days I've used Orbitz, and it's done great by me, even beat Expedia for prices pretty regularly.

Don't forget the ever-useful crocheted tissue box and toilet paper covers! Your bathroom will never complain about those chilly nights again!

Star Wars nerds can pretend they're wookies on the crapper.

Yo mamma so fat, she beeps when she backs up. Yo mamma so ugly, she has to tie meat around her to get the dog to play with her.