olyclimber

Who owns or has used a split board, and how do you like it? Who makes the bestest one? I'm thinking about picking one of these up this summer if I can find a deal on one.

Wrong again, thank you for playing. The Greatest Dog in the World title belongs to Caddis, the recording setting speed climbing dog.

Here is the scoop, a reply from a post I put on the Vertical World message board by the Site Admin: "It is true that Vertical World is putting a new gym in at the old Ranier Brewery. It will be a small gym in comparison to Magnolia but it will have a new style of climbing wall that will be more sculpted than the panel system, with plenty of t-nuts. The gym will be open sometime in late fall."

It's about time you showed up.

It is supposed to blend into all type of terrains, replacing both camo and khaki uniforms. Also they fit under body armour well and will make some contractor rich.

I'm an erectionist. Cwacker, you're way out of line. This is the climbing forum, not spray. We're discussing serious climbing issues, such as what is "climbing" and what not. Would you like to buy a smoked cheese pig?

I think we have a winner. Merv gets the date for "Best Found Images Via Google".

I was doing some pullups the other day...does that count?

Hence the invention of the word mountaineering. I think that leaves out the boulder boys. But maybe you meant to.

I'm an ascentionist.

WTF=? Want to ? What the ? ??????

gotta go climbing

Sing with me.....100 bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around....

The odds are 738.

There are some many things wrong with this picture! 1. The guy on the left forgot to put on his harness! Free solo! 2. He's wearing gaitors on a rock climb! 3. Are they sharing a sandwich?

You can use your pack for a bivy. Then *everything* can get wet.

Do you know who you're talking to?

I want to make it clear that I'm all about inclusion. I realize that I'm intimidating, but I can't change who I am. So post, and we'll work out the pecking order afterward. Mountain Hardwear is my sponsor. On the way down, I found a Mountain Hardwear chapstick, and I figure they probably left it on the snowfield for me. They have a funny way of compensating me, but it's all good and stuff.

Why do you hate 'Merica so much?

Oooohhhh! Twins!

In North America, I'm known as "The Ascentionist". In Europe and the East they call me "Ascentionismo".

Thats a cute little baby goat there. What's it's name?