olyclimber

and pull tabs too. and cheap beer.

Shut it or I'll burninate your countryside, troglodyte!

Blow up the crag, or blow up the roof? And if it has a roof, then it should be heated, and include cheerleaders and a DJ on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturday nights.

I wonder if that guy has ever been via ferrata'ing?

JayB, and what about manadatory seatbelt laws? But these aren't laws that prohibit you from driving or riding a motorcycle....just doing so without belting or helmeting up. In climbing, the law would require you to only bolt on rappel and use a grigri to belay.

no kidding

WAKE UP MR. ALPINFOX! WAKE UP! You're having a wet dream again.

Is it my problem that you have a steel face and no eyes? No, it isn't.

Ya, making one of those flowers that Timmy O showed at the slide show last night.

vigorously.

That measure is pretty harsh on smokers as far as where they can smoke...must be 300 yards from any known life form, etc. I fully support legalized suicide, and furthermore, taxing the hell out of those killing themselves. I'm concerned that this will result in less people smoking and thus less taxes raised.

They are secretly torturing people at undisclosed locations right now to find the source of the leak.

I saw AlpineK and Gary, but missed the rest of yall (other than the clan I sat with). I was there with the sendbot, and apparently underage drinking is illegal in Washington State, so we could not get into any bars. So instead I went home and benched 350 (12 reps) and squatted 750 (20 reps). Then I practiced my poses, and called it a night. We need to have a lil film contest like they had (24 hours/in camera editing only).

I would like to lodge a formal complaint with the Cascade Climber Board of Trustees. The posting on the this Website by the user known as "OffWhite" in some way, shape, or form indicates that the plaintiff, Mr. "Olyclimber" has at some point been unfunny and/or besotted. This is not only hearsay, it is complete rubbish. I would like to petition the Gods of CC.com to strike "OffWhite"s posting, verbally and textually admonish him, as well as to thwack him on the peepee. Please file this request immediately, and of course I will expect the fairness and due process that is the hallmark of Cascade Climbers.

I like to make BIG FUNNY too. And sometimes BIG FUNNY gets deleted. You must not displease the gods of CC.com. Burn some incense. Say some hail marys. Sacrafice a goat. Perhaps the gods of CC.com will have pity on you and spare you. Perhaps not. But it is not good to test the gods. They can be unmerciful.

Cayuse, Chinook, North Cascades Passes Closed For Season

I bath at least once a week.

I was browsing in a Paris antique shop one winter afternoon when a fitted leather train case caught my eye. It contained silver-handled brushes, boot hooks, a straight razor, several silver-stoppered glass bottles… One bottle was different. Encased in yew-wood, with a handwritten date: 1903. Inside the bottle, there was still the faint, intriguing aroma of a gentleman’s cologne. A “prescription” cologne, custom-made for a rich traveler a century ago. Curiosity was eating at me. I bought the case (the price was shocking) and sent the bottle to a laboratory for analysis. They broke down the residue by gas chromatography. Identified its fingerprint through spectro-photometry. The report said: an “old woody fougère.” Clean citrus notes, bergamot, “green notes.” The middle notes: clary sage…cardamom. The dry-down: leather notes, smoky labdanum…elemi, tabac, frankincense. The detective work was impressive. So is the thing itself. Women like the way it smells on a man. Like a symphony that begins loudly, then soon slides into subtle, entangling developments that grow on them. Or so I’ve been told. 1903 Gift Set (No. 1499). He’ll appreciate the bottle-green Bentley, but you can’t get by with just one gift, can you? Balance things out with this boxed collection of 1903 Spray Cologne, After Shave Balm, and Shaving Cream, plus my Badger Shaving Brush. Everything needed to start days off on the right foot for months to come, at a saving of 20 per cent off what you’d pay for the items individually. Price: $156.

New York Subway strike of the late ‘70s. Bank presidents start wearing sneakers to work. JFK goes hatless at his inauguration. Good-bye, hats. Steve McQueen, Sean Connery, Bill Holden discard ties in favor of turtlenecks. Some of it is progress. Now, marooned for a week in Paris or Osaka, this turtleneck sweater will keep you or me well dressed. Relaxed, but just a little dressy. (Both at the same time.) 55% silk, 45% cashmere. Pretty seductive stuff. Warm, but not heavy, not bulky. A turtleneck makes a man look good, like a tuxedo. Sexy, slim, even slimmer. Women will ask if you’ve been running. Beautifully detailed and finished. Sleek 7” high ribbed turtleneck. Set-in sleeves. 4” ribbed cuffs. Good with blazers, old tweedy jackets, slacks, jeans. People expect to see a Walther PPK strapped over it, so you don’t even need to bother. Silk/Cashmere Turtleneck, sized for men (No. 1052) and women (No. 1236). Men’s sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. Women’s sizes: XS, S, M, L. Colors: Burgundy, Black. Price: $250.

The life of a fighter pilot during the Battle of Britain was brave, exhilarating, terrifying, exhausting, seldom glamourous, and usually brief. Average survival time: 3-1/2 days. The Messerschmitts were everywhere. You had to twist your head around constantly, this way and that, to keep track of them. You were glad to have this scarf. A small assertion of individuality (nobody begrudged you) that prevented chafing and provided warmth as you flew alone up there, into some kind of history. R.A.F. Scarf (No. 1139), supplemental gear favored by legendary air ace Douglas Bader and other pilots in “the thin blue line.” Respectfully copied from a surviving original. Two-ply cut of smooth silk with a small bit of wool (no shine). Dimensions: 19-1/2” wide x 70” long, with 1/2” fringe. A fine thing to see, to touch, to think about. Color: Blue with small (1/8” in.) Cream polka dots. Price: $88. How to wear an R.A.F. Scarf. (Or any scarf that’s as long as it should be.) Double scarf, then loop it around neck, passing ends through loop.

Why does the good doctor hate America and her freedoms? Is the good doctor an evil doer? Bring out the electrodes and lets find out.

Deju vu? Its not just for strippers!

Drool, everyone knows you took Viagra to increase your post count. Anyway, I'm working on script that will make my post count increase twice every time you post, so back up off this.

Stop sniffing my jock drool.