olyclimber

PMS, what time is the clinic?

Sometimes I try to do things, and it just don't turn out the way I wanted to and I get real frustrated, it's like, I take my time and I try real hard, but no matter what I do and no matter what I try it never works out, it's like I concentrate on it real hard, but it never works out, it's like I need some time to figure these things out, but there's always someone there going: - Hey olyclimber, you know, we been noticing you've been having alot of problems lately, you know, and like maybe you should talk about it, you'd feel alot better. And I go: - No, it's ok, I now have some problems, I'll figure it out myself, just leave me alone I'll figure it out. And they go: - Why don't you talk about it, you'll feel alot better? And I go: - No, I don't want to, just leave me alone, I'll figure it out myself! And they keep on bugging me and it builds up inside, it builds up inside... So you're gonna be institutionalized You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes You won't have any say They'll brainwash you until you see their way I'm not crazy - institutionalized You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized You're driving me crazy - institutionalized They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself I was sitting in my room, and I was like staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in and I didn't notice she was there and she calls my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming: - olyclimber, olyclimber! And I go: - What, what's the matter? She goes: - What's the matter with you? I say: - Nothing mom. She goes: - Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs! I go: - No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi? She goes: - No, you're on drugs, you're crazy, normal people won't be acting that way! I go: - Mom, I'm all right, I'm just thinking, you know, so why don't you, like give me a Pepsi? And she goes: - No, you're crazy! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just one Pepsi. They give you a white shirt with long sleeves Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves Drug you up because they're lazy It's too much work to help a crazy I'm not crazy - institutionalized You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized You're driving me crazy - institutionalized They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go: - olyclimber, we need to talk to you. And I said: - Okay, what's the matter? They go: - Well me and your mom, we been noticing lately you've been having alot of problems, and you haven't been acting like yourself, and we're afraid that you're going to hurt somebody, and we're afraid that you're gonna hurt yourself, so we decided that it would be in your best interest if we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you need... And I said: - Wait, what are we talking about?! We decided?! My best interest?! How can you know, how can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities. So how can you say that I'm crazy?

sounds like an interesting slide show

You're the superstar, bro.

this is RULE # 10.

i expect to get a heap of shite to be heaped on me when I get back. lets see how deep you guys can shovel it.

for those that missed it....I've got some work to do before Sausagefest.

you're going to have to try harder than that, Mr. Vagina.

are you challenging me to a contest?

no problem with your argument friend, just the delivery. Notice the title of the person who posted this TR.

the ant-feminists will be all over you for that one

is that you, third from the left?

yo, if anyone else is not doing anything, come on down. pms has challenged me to a pushup contest.

i trust strangers

I'm sorry, I don't have that kind of time.

you can't have your cake and eat it

pms, meeting a few people at the College Inn if you're interested having pub club and are in town.

Fattwaller plays You're a Square From Deleware

which record is that?

skinny=cheap

i listened to the whole season on the radio the year they were champions. i even worked with Down Town Freddy Brown at my last job. The team with Jack Sickma, Gus William, etc.. Ya, it would be cool if they put together a decent team...current owners don't seem to interested in it.

I don't like the way the look at me like that

well, if thats what the law book says for you, then it must be true. just another example of how flawed the logic is here on this board.

Or how about this one: A priest, a dentist, and a gynecologist walk into a bar..... nevermind