olyclimber

Approach you and post a minute, arm on my double-R tinted As you pass bye wink in my eye, freshly scented What's the haps baby? (Whassup?) Come get with me and perhaps lady you can help me multiply my stacks baby Currency seems small I need companionship (hey) Through with that - scandalous shit, I bet your man ain't shit So why you hesitatin actin like yo' shit don't stink Check out my - diamonds bitch everyone gonna blink (bling bling bling) This be a thug thang, Outlaw nigga with riches Cream dreamin motherfucker, on a mash for bitches Check my resume, sippin on Cristal and Alize Smokin on big weed, keyed the Cali way Don't like trickin but I'll buy you a fifth I can't stand no sneaker-wearin nappy head bitch Let my pedigree, re-breed me, they're so cheap Puttin bitch-made bustas to sleep with no grief Mash on my so-called comp, who the man? While I'm tuggin on yo' main bitch head (C'mere baby, Wessyde!) Understand this, ain't no nigga like me, fuck Jay-Z He broke and I smoke daily (come on y'all) baby let's be friends

JESUS!

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OLYCLIMBER: The Man Endowed With the Special Gift That Keeps On Giving

JESUS!

does the guy on the left have a mullet? if not, he should.

no...just another mixed up compliment.

A priest, a rabbi, and a drunk walk into a bar. discuss.

laughing all the way to spray!!! I wonder if she was able finish that route, or if she had to back off?

Let me be the first to "congratulate" her.

yes. it will be FUN. and i don't mean FUN as in an acronym for something else.

Anyway, I'm sure Hannah is really happy that her climb resulted in this discussion And there is a motivation behind my praise, Griz. I'm trying to start my new business as Climber's Agent and Publicist. I plan on a getting rich quick.

what about the women sharing their praise? I can only imagine what you think about that!

so now that you've kissed it yourself, how do you like it?

I should also recognize the cry for attention from texplorer. He is also an over achiever who deserves the praise that he obviously has earned for starting this troll. I bow down and kiss your hairy troll feet.

Griz, I want to congratulate you on the best troll in a while. You really did a special job. You are clearly an over achiever who deserves to stand tall in the Halls of Vahalla.

thats an interesting opinion griz, but I completely disagree. if it had been you, I would have been equally impressed. I might not have said as much, but I've never met you(but I have met Hannah). As Mike notes above, this route hasn't been climbed solo much or possibly at all. It is also apparently the first summit of 06, so that also makes it pretty cool. Sure, it isn't the first naked ascent of K2, but it is super cool to see our locals going out pushing their own limits. I have no problem egging on and congratulating Colin, Hannah, and other younger people getting it done, along with the rest of the geezers on this board. I do agree with Cobra, we should develope a congratultory protocol so as to not offend our more sensitive board member's sensibilities.

well, he might not solo it alone. maybe solo it with a belayer.

I too, hate it when others are congratulated for their petty achievements...especially people that I actually know. I could have easily done that climb myself with even fewer ropemates, but I was busy sleeping.

unless you stand on tip top of the thin overhanging cornis then it is not a summit for some people, who worry about such things

Its called capitalism. these universities will charge whatever they can get away with. and the rich parents will always pay to keep their kids away from people like me, with my outhouse education.

I'm serious about getting a piece of land up there, joking about the colonizing bit. there are some excellent points being made in this thread.

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ya, those stoopid liberal colleges don't teach you anything. besides, i learned all I needed to know while reading Sears catalogue in the outhouse.