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i try to say goodbye and i choke i try to walk away and i stumble though i try to hide it, it's clear my world crumbles when you are not near

behind the woodshed?

love is the universal language

and I'm gonna need you to go ahead and work this weekend...mmmkay?

call him up...he may be able to do remotely.

or rent you out...

or hire Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the water up the culvert. one of those choices.

this thread is even more stupid than my "i am so cool" thread. i didn't think it was possible.

and i get remarks for naming my kid Ulysses! Where did you come up with that one? Family name?

there's pills that can help you keep it up for more than a moment....36 hours even I was hoping for 80 hours, minimum.

definitely not. just enjoying the moment and hoping we can keep it up.

yeah...i'm yesterdays news. lets move on.

Congrats Ivan!!!

you can follow the tracks I lay down the Willis Wall with my taboggan, Sky. I'm rigging it up with an armchair right now for it (with cupholders and wireless internet access of course).

this is as good as it gets

OMG, H2U!

i am a script bot. check the log files for the time window dru. by the way...isn't 30004 much rounder than 30003?

It was the primary function of women to get married and to marry off their female family members. Also, they were bored--they were only allowed to play harpsicord, embroider hankies, and stalk men. ahhh.. the good old days. at least stalking is still socially acceptable.

thats like a 3/8 shirt? or maybe 1/4?

but of course

Sorry I couldn't make it Kurt...I had a hot date. Drop that keg by my house if it becomes too much of a burden.

besides...they were drinking classy stuff! Patron...only the best for the special occasion.

wife: you want to watch a movie? me: i'm don't know i was going to.... wife: it has Kiera Knightly...i can read your mind when you look at her me: yes. this is a play i'm working on...the opening scene...what do you think? riveted?

well, thats generally more efficient.

do your couplets ever rhyme ? i'm actually best known for my excessive use of metaphor.