Different brank of humor over there...this wouldn't make the press in the frigid US:
PS. There was a good side to this, a very pretty, very young (female) doctor said to me,
“I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to put my finger up your back passage”
“That’s Ok”
“I’m not hurting you am I”
“Are you kidding, that’s the nearest I’ve got to penetrative sex for years” She smiled!